I don't believe in those crappy fairy-tales, you know? Like, it's all fun and games when you're at tumblr just rebloging every cute adorable piece of shit you just found, but when it comes to REAL LIFE, there's no unicorns, snow white or prince. That might have been the reason I actually fell in love with a princess, just because I'm a stubborn piece of shit.
So, everything started in 4th grade. I'm not gonna get deep and emotional because I was like 9 years old and my favorite color was blue "because it reminded me of the ocean", but if there was something to remember in those dark eras of shitty music and dumb celebrities, was my friend Clara. Ever since I moved out from that city, I've craved for a friend as good as her. Years have gone by and I started to think I was exagerating our friendship because I didn't had any friends when I came to this butthole town.
That's when the princess enters. I actually met her in 6th grade, but the whole year just was pure living hell so I procrastinated having an actuall conversation with her about how my BIG FAT DUMB crush on her was driving me insane.
7th grade went off with insomnia and various cups of coffee to dumb the pain of my dead-ass Lana Del Rey soul.
Now 8th grade is literally JUST ENDING and I look back and the only fucking thing I can remember doing was ACCIDENTALY letting her know that I loved her. LOL. I tweeted something when I was high on meds for headache and she actually saw it and I was like "UUUUH damn sorry that I love you but I do". And she was like "LOL no problem I like you too". THAT WAS SOMETHING OUT OF THIS WORLD, MY FRIENDS, JUST LEMME TELL YOU. I woke up without even knowing wtf I said and I looked at our dm on twitter and, brothers and sisters, it was a success. I'm quite the lady magnet. AND I WAS HIGH ON MEDICATIONS, that is what I call a fucking SUCCESS.
You know when a girl is ur hommie and ur best friend? Yep, we just did that. Sometimes she's so fucking dramatic I can't even talk to her it gives me the fucking creeps but how Chandler Bing once said: "I don't love you because of that, I love you besides that". I try to live by that code 'cause Chanendler Bong is a genious. I love her because her feelings are raw and dirty, cold and truthful. She's never boring. Always up for something, even though we're lazy and we don't do half of them. HONESTLY, I won't talk more about her because everytime you say something out loud the universe messes it up.
I'm writing this completely numb by pills, coffee, vegan crappy hamburger and feelings. Forgive me if I didn't surround this with beautiful poetic words, I'm too tired for that.
All I want is to spend the rest of my fucking life in the same bed as her, wearing my tie dye shirt while watching Sponge Bob Square Pants.
Shout out to everyone that's reading this: if u're not Bella, WTF are you doing here?
