Well, when a sneaky narwhal gets horny, he slips some roofies and ecstasy into an innocent horses go-go juice and gets that pony all hot and bothered. Once the happy-go-boo-boos kick into the horses skiddilyboops she's like "OOH BABY" and she hops onto that narwhal's pogo stick, does a full split, and then the electric slide on that shit. Once that horseys rocked that mary goround better than Sarah Palin and everything hard and cold, the narwhal expels his little whale jizzys all up in that horses tickle taco and BANNMM AHHHHH WHAT ASKEJENSKSNSKENSJS D D DWOOOOHOOOOO BOOM BOOM POW THAT CHICKENS JAGHIN MEH STYLE YO SIWNANSJSNS UHMPH PHEWWEWWWWWW a unicorn is born. And that little kiddies, is how the elephant married the shoe lace, and your mother became an ugly hooker. Pieces bitches [peace sign].
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Jesus, How The F**k Are Unicorns Born?
HumorEvery wondered how the f**k a unicorn is born? Every pondered at what miraculous semen could create such a fabulous bitch as a unicorn? Every wondered where the sex tape is?;) well it's all here you little shits (except for the tape)
