Jacob Sartorius

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WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE LOVE THIS GUY?!?!

HE GOT FAMOUS FOR LIP-SYNCING AND MOVING A CAMERA AROUND! THAT'S IT!

HE HAS ZERO TALENT! BUT FOR SOME REASON THIS BITCH DECIDED TO MAKE THIS...

LIKE NOOOOOOOO! YOU AND YOUR UGLY ASS PUBERTY VOICE CAN GO DIE IN A HOLE!

The video should come with a warning and some bleach.

OH AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HIS FACE....

OH AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HIS FACE

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THIS BOY GOT 3 PENCIL STROKES FOR EYEBROWS!

tbh he looks like he stole phineas' mouth, duplicated it, and glued them above his eyes.

tbh he looks like he stole phineas' mouth, duplicated it, and glued them above his eyes

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Am I right, tho?!

BUT THOSE EARS THOOOO

santa's elf looking ass

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santa's elf looking ass

YOU COULD CUT SOMEONE WITH THOSE

tsa probably doesn't let them on planes.

his face tho...

he looks like he face swapped with a baby

he looks like he face swapped with a baby

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 27, 2017 ⏰

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