Lazari's POV
********
Mommy's.. dead.. And I'm.. alone. I see a tall man.. and I wanted to be his friend. He had no face but, wore black suit. I took his hand, and He took me away.
SlenderMan's POV
********
JACKKKKK!!!! Are you eating on my couch again?!! (Lazari) Smells.. good..
CRUNCH! (Jack) HOLY SHITBALLS!!
Ow.(Lazari) I'm.. I'm a monster..*sobs*
(Jack) Slendy, What the FUCK is that?
(Slenderman) Appearently.. not human. My child.. What are you?
(Lazari) I dont know.. but.. is um.. Jack Okay? Cause.. I bit him..(Jack) Yeah. I'm fine kid. Just.. don't bite me again.(Lazari) Okay! SLAM!! (Jeff) And that's how you put them to sleep!(Lucille) Ohh..!(Lazari) Hi Mr.! (Jeff) Uh.. Slender..? Who is this? (Slender) This is Lazari. (Jeff) Why Hello Laz.(Jack) Be Careful Jeff.. She bites.(Jeff) 0-0.... KID COME WITH ME!(Jeff) Okay, you see that lady there? I want you to bite her.(Lazari) But she's not mean.(Jeff) Well, she's mean to ME. (Lazari) I'll bite her hard! (Lady) Jeff, I know its you. Huh? CHOMP!! *Lazari bites lady* AHHHHHHHH!!!(Lazari) I bited her really hard like, until she stopped moving!(Jeff) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Best Fuckin' kid ever! Okay, Let's go back to Slender before her kicks my ass. (Lazari) O-Okay. C'mon! (Jeff) Heh. Were off to go see slendy, the wonderful slend-- Oh fuck.(Slenderman) Jeffery!!!! Go colour Lazari, I have some business to tend with Jeffery. (Lazari) YAY! (Slender's Butler) I have some crayons and papers here! *Lazari scribbles*
*********
After a few moments..
BANG! POW!POW! PUNCH!
(Lazari) What's happening to Mr.Jeff & Slendyman?
(Toby) I dunno.
(Lazari) AHH! Where did you come from Mr.?
(Toby) Oh! I'm one of Slender's proxies. Hoody is too.
(Hoody) Toby, Why?
(Toby) I dunno.
(Slenderman) Ah, I see you've met my other proxies, Well, Why don't you show what you drew:
ZALGO.
(Slenderman) Lazari, Was that woman hanging on the tree your mother?
(Lazari) Yeah. Mommy said that I was a monster. She told me so, then she died. Mommy hated me.
(Slenderman) Oh my. I'm sorry.
(Lazari) It's okay.. I like it here with you Mr. Slendyman.
(Slenderman) Okay Lazari, Go to bed now.
(Lazari & Lucille) Hey, Lulu? Hm? Can you sing to me? Okay.
>Hush little Lazi don't say a word,
Lulu's gonna catch you a mocking bird,and if that movking bird wont sing, Jeff is gonna get you a diamond ring, and if that diamond ring turns brass, Slendy's gonna give you a looking glass.<
***************
Hey everyone! Hope you liked my first chapter on "I eat pasta for breakfast"
It's long and it WILL be long. Special thanks too:
Cassy721 : Bestie
She is really good at writing books and I admire her for that. Go follow me and her and check out my other stories!
Love ya'll!
YOU ARE READING
I Eat Pasta For Breakfast
Mystery / ThrillerNOT OWNED BY ME : This is about a young girl who is forced to survive without a mother. She ends up finding Slenderman, and a few of other friends too. Will she find happiness again? Will they uncover her true past? Join them on their journey!
