((This honestly is real music))
. : : Goose's P.O.V : : .
"Ayy, it's yo boy skinny penis!" I scream.
"J E E Z GOOSE." Your best friend Phinn laughs. "Hey hey... You know what else is skinny?" He made an "ewe" face.
"Oh jeez, what?"
"TORD'S DICK" We both started wheeze laughing at the stupid joke that he made. He snaps his fingers into finger guns, "Hebrew 11, FUCK OFF GHOST!!" I wheeze, snorted a lil at the lil quote.
. : : Phinn's P.O.V : : .
Ah, tonight is great. We'll be laughing about this until we're 69. We baked cookies with lamps, to hide the evidence that we ate cookie dough. I named, well we both did, name the last cookie that was a huge fucker, The "Green Bastard", and the other one he put in a mini m&m's red tube thing, we named "Red Bitch". We fucked up on cooking the Red Bitch but on the Green Bastard we did pretty fucking decent.
The Green Bastard is the best bastard
to ever live. He was a good cookie, rip my nigga the Green Bastard.
((See you in the next Chap!~ uwu))
