My song book

I wright sins not tragedies

Oh well imagine,
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
And I can't help but to hear,
No I can't help but hear an exchanging of words

(I love you)  (I love you too)

"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding"
Said a bridesmaid to a waiter
"And yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore"

I'd chime in with with a "haven't you people heard of closing the god damn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality

I'd chime in with with a "haven't you people heard of closing the god damn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...

Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way,
I mean technically our marriage is saved,
Well this calls for a toast
So pour the champagne

Oh well in fact we'll I'll look at it this way I mean technically our marriage is saved,
Well this calls for a toast
So pour the champagne
Pour the champagne

I chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
Again
I chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a god damn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
Again