Gotham Gays

Batman and joker

Btw B-man is the top and jokey is the bottom
Nearing midnight in Gotham. The 'witching hour' for villains.

Though one clown is as drunk as ever, and a bat lurking to see the chaotic scene of a wasted manic.
Jokers Pov
"I'll have another shot of vodka, on the rocks!" I yelled at the bar tender. The penguin chuckled beside me at his own lounge. We're both drunk out of our minds, but Harvey is here too.

"You know what, hiccup, we should have another round of some alcohol over here!" Harvey slurred but directed the harsh statement at the bar tender.

Three hours later at closing time for the Iceberg Lounge

"Awwww, come on hiccup penngy. I don't hiccup want to leave!" I slurred practically drunk out of my mind as I slung an arm around him.

He just shook his head before making me stumble out into the street. Ugh, why does he have to be so difficult!! I mean I was out drinking to get away from that blonde bimbo, and now he's kicked me out!!

I huff in frustration before stumbling out the door. I hobbled down the sidewalk humming a random tune. I wasn't paying attention when I tripped on the uneven sidewalk. I screamed when I unexpectedly met the ground.

I giggled and hiccup, before trying to stand. After the third attempt I was able to stand and walk, we'll sort of walk. I skipped a bit, stumbling every now and then, singing Elmo's world.

I ran right into a firm chest, I looked up to see B-man.

Batman Pov
Earlier I got a call from the police station saying about a loud disturbance in the bad side of town. I let in my suit and drove passed the Iceberg Lounge.

Driving passed, I saw a bright green head fall on the ground. I had to stifle a laugh at the sight.

Driving closer to the figure, on the ground was the Joker. At this point I burst out laughing, thanking the gods that Alfred made my car sound proof.

I step out of the bat-mobile, and walked towards the joker. I snuck up in front of him, while he got up. Of course I was hiding in the shadows of a building, when I heard... Elmo's world?

What the fuck? I thought as I creeped in front of the drunken Joker. He slammed right into my chest and looked up with half lidded eyes.

"Ah batsy!! Nice to hiccup seeeee you! Cared to hiccup join lil ol me hiccup for a strolllll." The clown slurred.

Ugh, he's even more annoying when he's drunk then sober.

"Joker I'm taking you back to Arkham." I stated sternly looking down at him to see his eyes.

Jokers Pov
Wow... really he's going to take me back to that hell hole of a prison.
I look into his gorgeous deep hazel eyes. Wow he's serious.

I let out a whimper, "please, hiccup, I'm begging you..." I say as I fall to my knees, "don't, don't take me hiccup back there!" I scream. "Please don't take me back there." I say barely above a whisper as I look into his eyes.

He's shocked to say the least, and a little mortified. Concern fills his eyes before he lets out a sigh. "Fine." He states causing me to launch up at him in happiness.