There's my daddy. Jacob. I'm getting thirst just looking at him.
I lick my lips and work my way towards him, making sure that my hips were moving in the most dramatic way physically possible. I strutted towards him and was about ten feet away from him when my hip popped out of place and I exploded into a million pieces of rainbow colored confetti.
I was dead.
All that was left was my rainbow colored ashes and when I exploded, I killed Jacob.
{ In Hell }
I'm sitting on my daddy'a lap. My daddy, Satan is sitting on his thrown in hell. Jacob is Satan's personal hooker.
Satan looks at Jacob and smiles creepily, "are you ready for the boom boom, my little sex slave?" He says with a manic laugh. I move out of the way and watch Jacob come down on Satan. I don't really enjoy watching them have sex but it IS free porn so why the hell not?
I slip out of the room to find my side bitch demon. Her name is Beatrice and she's a nutcase but probably the best sex I've ever had. She's into some weird sexual stuff but I don't really mind it that much.
After we fuck I slip back on my shirt and head into satan's bedroom where Jacob is sleeping.
"Sleeping beauty..." I whisper in his ear, "wake up."
He's still asleep.
"WAKE UP YOU MOTHERFUCKING EMO" I scream and he jolts awake.
Good.
Then he leans over
And kisses me.
Our lips crash together with more force than a car accident, in fact, so much force that my front tooth comes out and I accidentally swallow it as blood pours into my mouth. The metallic taste of my own blood kind of ruins the mood and we just awkwardly sit in silence as I try to quietly clear my throats and now choke to death on my tooth.
Then Satan walks in and we get it on and have a threesome.
