Cups 'o Tea

Hi, I am Coffee. I have light brown hair and bright blue eyes. I normally wear a moss green jumper with normal skinny jeans and pastel yellow converses, but being me I normally stay in my blue fleece onsie with baby lambs on Next up, is that I am English and seventeen, currently going to college. I suppose I like what I'm learning because digital art is great. Oh, and I have thick black glasses because without them I am a blind as a fucking bat.

I guess you can call me a nerd. But to be honest I used hate every lesson on my timetable, Like, when will I EVER in my life need to use algebra?

At the moment though, I am in my flat. The lounge has a fairly big TV and an ugly orange sofa I got for two hundred quid. No wonder it was that price! Attached to the lounge is the kitchen. Covering the floor is grey tiles and I have all of my essential Kitchen-y supplies. Then, is a load of storage cupboards with a bunch of crap in, the bathroom (Shower, Sink and Toilet), and my bedroom. My bedroom has plush teal carpet so my feet sink in every time I step into my room and next to the sofa bed (Let my get this straight, It is a bed that looks like a sofa. Not a sofa and when you pull it out is a bed, okay?) is a bedside table with a gummy bear lamp and my purple glasses case. And I also have a series of very soft blankets. My latest is one with foxes on.

And because its Eight, and I don't have college today, I am eating pancakes filled with nuttella watching the show, 'Extreme Cheapskate'. Mainly because it's funny and NO ONE eats food from the rubbish.

A minute later

Oh my crap, that's just disgusting, turn off the TV, NO ONE EATS DEAD RATS.

Another minute later

Okay. I think I might watch some DanIsNotOnFire. He lives in London like me and we are only three years apart. Speaking of three, I just ran out of my three cartons of milk this morning. Got to got to the shops today then. Yay...

After getting dressed

Just put on my green jumper, skinny jeans and shoes. I am off, with three quid in my pocket to Tescos. Tally Ho, and off I go!

Crap it's raining.

Back with umbrella

Ok, now I am off! Crossing the road, is so much ffuuunnn! Oh, much talent (Lol nope).

Tescos

Much aisles.

Wow

Such stuff.

I listen to to much doge don't I?

Oh, here's the milk! Man it's heavy.

"Can I help you with that?"

Oh it's a guy. A cute guy. Wait, hold the dairy products! That's Danisnotonfire!

"Oh, yeah, thanks. Stupid milk!"

Stupid Milk?! The fuck am I saying?

"Yes, curse you milk! Hey, sorry if Im wrong, but aren't you Dan, from danisnotonfire?"

Crap if I'm wrong then my world is dead. Dead I say!

Dan nodded his head. "Yep! Well, last time I checked I was..."

Wow much comedy.

Stupid doge brain!

"Oh, cool! I'm coffee. Weird name huh?"

Yeah! Introduce yourself achievement unlocked!

"No, seeing as I normally have coffee glued to my face in the morning. The Tesco people messed up our shopping again, so I have to go in store and get it myelf."

"What is it?"

"Phil's bum cream."

Phil has bum cream? Oh, wow!

We both burst out laughing.

"Hey, want to grab a coffee then head back to mine?"

You could tell he was trying to act cool but the milk he was carrying for me was shaking.

"I'd love to!"

Another achievement unlocked! Whoa, way to go me!

At the self service till

Scan, the item, scan scan, the item! And gladly, it comes to three quid. He is really cute up close though...

At Dan's flat

"Oh, my flat is that one! The one next to yours!"

"Really? Cool! We can hang our more!"

Hang out? More?! Best day ever!

"Yeah! That would be great!"

Dan is walking in now. He bought a cup of tea, but I bought peppermint hot chocolate. Plus, we have so many interests! Who would of thought we both play on the piano?

Whoa! His floor has the same layout as mine. And he plays GTA! Obviously the best game ever.

"Dan, is that you?"

It's Phil!

"Yep, and I have your bum cream!"

Hehe. Bum Cream!

"For God's sake Dan, stop shouting it so loudly!"

"Well now my friend Coffee is scared for life with you shouting about your bum issues." He tutted, placing the medicine in his hand.

Phil looks quite shocked. He is bright red in the cheeks if I do say so myself.

"Hi! I'm Coffee."

I don't know if I scared him though because he simply ran out of the room. And me and Dan are laughing. Hard.

"Hey, you should stay for tea! We're having pizza!"

"What kind?"

"Hawaiian."

"Totally in."

Ten PM sharing pizza

I am not sure how me and THE Dan Howell are feeding each other pizza while Phil is in the corner watching The Walking Dead, but you better believe it because it's true! He's a great laugh and when trying to serve us all lemonade he shook it up like a cocktail, opened it and the whole thing exploded, including me because I burst out laughing.

"Coffee?"

"Dan?"

"Will you... Uh... Go out wi-"

"Yes."

He looks redder that a red tomato in the desert, but he's also smiling. Phil is still feeling awkward from what happened this afternoon but I think he's just getting over it. Me though? Oh, I am just freaking out. It's like disco night but in my brain.

Hehe, Dan just got out his Mac, went onto Twitter and typed in he's in a relationship featuring a picture of me and his sharing pizza.

Damn it's late...

"I better go now..."

"Oh, yeah, totally forgot. Though, I think I had better walk you home."

"I'm cool with that!"

Grabbing my umbrella and coat, followed by Dan we walk home hand in hand. Perfect! Even though it's raining cats and dogs, this is lovely. Kissing him on the nose, I type the code onto the keypad and get into the warmth. It's freakin cold!

"Bye!"

"Bye!"

Then he ran to his own flat. Oh, lovely! Except that now I have to walk up a million flights of stairs to the top, Damn it!

Now in my room I can get into my onsie and stay up listening to green day on MTV. Whoo!

In bedroom getting ready for bed

I can't get to sleep. I think it's finally sunk in that I'm dating my favourite YouTube idol. Just a minute ago though, I checked his Twitter and its had a shitstorm of tweets.

I'll never fall asl-

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