Heres list of things been left hanging on this week that i ended up doing alone... this is recockulous. The other. Half of my heart would never say no to these requests...
#1... Hey will you walk to the floaty pier with Me? to its only 30 ft away... theres mossy rocks and a cool sculpture thing shaped like a heart... common you said you would yesterday.... yea ill go with you later... so i went by myself and im glad i did cuzz there was a perrrrrfect view of peir 11. So i wasnt really alone anywAy.
#2.. .. were at a cool park. I sk8ted with my doggy for a while... i like to skate cuz i pretend im flying... yep i still pretend dumb things for fun.. me..hey look theres swings.. come swing on the swings with me. We can pretend were 5 and i bet i can swing higher then you... there's. Swings by the house. We can go there later... uhhh yea but those swings suck cuz there too low.. and these ones are here now... your lame.. while were waiting for AAA to tow our car we can go on the swings for 5 min... IM A MOTHAFUCKIN TOYS R US KID DAMNIT. STOP BEING SUCH A GROWNUP... UGHHH.. i go swing alone... he goes and gets in on a b ball game with some guys...i never was a kid with a imaginary Friend. I was way to preoccupied with making sure my teddys was being a good lookout for the underTheBed monster. I usually built a wall in the danger zones. They musta did a good job cuz i live to tell the tale... but yea im starting to think i have an imaginary. Friend now. Except a real one... whos awesome and would totally try to beat me to the swingset...then we could play a round of horse... except my friends and i changed it to whore.. well drunk whore to be exact. If you miss your shot then you take a shot. Best basketball game ever and i totally invented it.. your welcome. In advance. For that gem.
Wattpad has been being fickle with me lately so imma post this and then....... ill be back...in terminator voiceIts not a tooma.... anyway...
Thing numbaa3...Tetris...mario...Mario kart...zelda...little big planet..guitar hero and rock band. Assassin creed...TETRIS TILL THE TEARS ARE RUNNING DOWN ur face from lack of blinking. If you can beat me at TETRIS...and i promis that you cannottt... i will hereby sign my soul over to you.. in blood of course and will be you slave forever and do your bidding till the end of time... i will always Win but try anyway.Thing # 2+2 things from the past that melted me... you know someone really loves you when..... they wake you up at 3 am cuz ur pillow wasnt fluffy enough... and it never was... it needed to be fluffed more... being loved while you are sleeping is so amazing.. when instead of stealing The covers your given extra. Thats a freakin rarity. I dont bother doing this now anymore but i miss that. Maybe someday ill find another cover giver..one that would return the favor... when you wake up to someone 2 inches from your face and you say... umm hi..whats going on? oh i was just watching You sleep for a few hours..it was cute because_________.
5 invent food creations with me or just be a innocent kitchen Bystander. My last creation was volcanoes.. there bombski.. baked potatos.. scoop out the gutz and mix with cheese then reinsert into potato shell and mold into a volcano shape.. filled with chilli and piled with sour cream and cheese and salsa.. next time i should make a button that says don't push.. yea i read that in a story A few days ago and it cracked me up.
Numba 6... i hate... Hate.. when someone brings out my mean side..most people don't do that to me..ive been such a bitch lately and its making me nuts... impression of myself... being sturn and cunty.... hey when you are finished with that bag of cheetos would it kill you to not throw the empty Package on the floor? Yaa yaaa i was going to... 3 days later... thats it im throwing. It away... screaming obscenityzz..." i was gonna do it right now".... you want to be murdere in your sleep tonight is that it? Jus smother you with a pillow? Thats what your asking me to do secretly right? Hee hee hee.. but the rest of the time im a really nice person.. untill someone. Takes whatever special thing i love and smashes it to prove a point... like my google nexus fone.. the screen was cracked within the week but it was my only fone with 4g. Im still mad about that.. And after finding a old fone and putting my sim card in it.... I don't get to use that one Im still using the obama fone.
7 when someone really really loves you they would never ever ever hit you or choke you(against ur will i mean) or smash a giant mirror with yr head...and i would never need to retaliate By breaking yr nose and busting yr lip and clawing my way through someones flesh to get free... in normal situations that woulda been it but at the moment... Its not normal. But im officialy not feelin it... i miss being a lovebug... that my normal setting.. usually.
#8 oh the little things..
Im a sucker for things like... hey i found this cool pebble on the beach and i saved it for you... swoooon... melted.
This leif had the coolest colors so i took this picture of it for you.... swoon....melted again...#9 my secret weapon to ending a argument... This worked on my ex realllly well... It dont work for me now..at allll... Be the one to squash it first then the ol' i think i see a smile dripping from the corner of yr mouth.... Yepp its seepin out.. I can see ittt... You cant stay mad at me and you dont want to. Its a waste of time. We could be having fun right now... That and being able to unload a bunch of your anger in a few mean words and not get butthurt. The look of sheer confusion is priceless... Oh my god you guys are fighting... Huh no were not. But he just called u a... No he didnt mean it tho... Its called venting with the quickness and leaving it behind... I cant do this now because ill be taken literally... Then crying ensues... Can someone in the Universe understand this concept please. Its so bueatifuly simple. ... AHHHH YOU MAKE ME NUTZZ I HATE YOU YOU ARE SUCH A BITCH....5 min later i love you kiss me....its That easy.
Eore update.... We are now currently and on the real... No joke... Arguing about the swings.. Now hes asking will i go to park and ride the swings. Ohhhh now you wanna ride the swings. Maybe i dont want to anymore...oh so now you don't wanna go on the swings with me...so When YOU wanna do somthing... Bla bla bla... It vexes me to no end... And yes matt i no ur probably logging in on the other fone and reading this and i freakin hope so cuz fer real... Some things are bigger then us... Like fate... I cant controle fate im sorry. I told you i love you repeatedly but i am not in love with you in the way you want me to be and ive never lied to you about that but i guess im leading you on and a cold hearted super mean person for Calling you a high maintenance bitch..that was a joke by the way...I And i know we were ment to meet for a reason but we are not ment to stay together longterm. So i will be here for you however i can but my heart dosnt't belong to you and im truly sorry. My intentions were never ,to hurt you in any way shape or form. You showed me that i was in fact not doomed to walk the earth dead inside and miserable for all of eternity. Really i appreciate that a lot. So were still homies.. all will be ok... that was a incase ur reading this disclaimer just incase..
#10 I hate tomatoes. Yep i said it. My dad swears i must be adoped. Me.... no tomatoes. On my tacos...dad..... are you sure your my daughter? Me.... probly not but i love you anyway...hahaha
Oh 11.. GOOD OL 11
Being able to witness the fabric of time and space as it bends and warps enough to create a moment of connection... like a portal basically to meet someone in pure soulform is an amazing thing most people will never ever get to experience. There's a golden light reflection that sines within us all and The most beautiful and amazing thing i've ever seen in my life But of course that fone with those pics was stolen. And my dumbass had turned off google backup... why elevens and tens are cool.... ask bender.
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when i ask will you go on the swings with me...
RomanceThe toys-R-us Commercial gave me anxiety about growing up...Seriously thats not a joke.