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Who lives in a fancy house on the rich side of town?
Robert Sheldon!
Snobby and wasted and murdered he is,
Robert Sheldon!
If rich-guy nonsense be something you wish,
Robert Sheldon!
Then jump a random Greaser and act like a bitch,
Robert Sheldon!
Ready!
Robert Sheldon,
Robert Sheldon,
Robert Sheldon!

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