Secrets

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{Sif has logged on}

{Thor has logged on}

{Loki has logged on}

Sif: Hello? Is anyone there?

Loki: Greeting Sif...

Thor: Hello Lady Sif...

Sif: What is the matter sons of Odin?

Loki: Nothing and I am not Odin's son!

Thor: Sif would you please tell Loki that he is Odin's son.

Sif: Ok? Loki Thor said that you are Odin's son.

Loki: Tell that buffoon I said I beg to differ.

Sif: Are you two giving each other what they call a "silent treatment?"

Thor: ...Yes...

Sif: What happened?

Loki: He took my scepter!

Thor: He took my baby blankey!

Sif: You have a baby blankey?

Thor: ...What meant to say was..

Loki: Yes he has a baby blankey.

Thor: Yes it is true. I have kept my baby blankey for some time.

Sif: ...Oh...

Loki: Some time? You've always kept it.

Thor: Do you think any less of me?

Sif: No I do not Thor. Whatever you do with your blankey is not my business.

Loki: He sleeps with it at night.

Thor: Loki!!! >:-(

Sif: At ease Thor. We all have our secrets.

Thor: Really? If you don't mind me asking what's your secret?

Sif: Oh well...

Loki: Well what? We are waiting.

Sif: I have a secret midgardian picture book.

Loki: Oh really which one?

Sif: If You Give A Pig A Pancake...

Thor: 0_0

Loki: 0_0

Sif: Yes I know. It is a child's book.

Thor: ...

Loki: No comment...

Sif: Well what's yours Loki?

Loki: What! I have nothing to say that you don't know about!

Thor: Loki...If you don't say it a I will.

Loki: Fine...well here goes...

Thor: You can do it Loki.

Loki: I have a custom made Barbie doll that looks like me...

Sif: 0_0

Thor: I HAD NO IDEA!!!

Sif: Wow Loki...

Loki: Thor if I give you your blankey back and I get you Lady Sif another book of pictures we will never speak of this again. Deal?

Sif: Deal.

Thor: Deal.

Loki: Great! Thor come down to my chambers and get you blankey and Sif I'll be back with your book.

Sif: Ok see then.

{Sif has logged off}

Thor: As will I brother.

{Thor has logged off}

Loki: I'm not your brother!

{Loki has logged off}

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