5 Ways to Get Kicked Out of The Movies

1. When you first come in, act like you are a skitsofrantic. Level 1: They just think you are weird and keep an eye on you.

2. After getting into the thearte go up to everyone and say," Do you have kidneys?" Level 2: They watch you closier and keep a Movie Officier in the thearte.

3. Sit down and start making owl noises, and when they say "SHHH!" You say "SHHH!" aswell. Level 3: They Give you Warning Number 1 and ask you to,"Keep it down."

4. After you get the warning, keep saying,"Idiot!" like Napoleon Dynamite. Level 4: They give you  Warning Number 2 and say to you,"If you don't keep it down we will kick you out." 

5. Jump up and down and say,"No! Don't marry Amy! What the heck is wrong with you!" Level 5: They kick you out and you say,"I'll stop! I'll stop!" Then after they take you outside say,"The banana prices were ridiculous anyway!"

I did this in 2012 and was kinda immarture. But hey the stupid things are the most funny!