Check out my Wattpad birthday story to celebrate 10 years of stories!
*i couldn't help but laugh out loud at this story they had made with the words I typed in the lists of columns. I laughed so hard while making some small edits before I published...
The air is pretty fancy as you step up to the front doors of the pool club. You're still a little bit nervous, so you dig into your pocket to look at the invitation one more time.
It reads in blue and white, Holy club font:
You are cordially invited to a soiree hosted by Obama's Family & the billionaires to celebrate Wattpad's official birthday party. Dancing, playing, drinking and ALL types of food will be plentiful. We do hope to see your pretty fancy face there. November 22nd, 2016 at Holy Club. Please dress in your best naked form and don't forget your balls and water guns for the present swap!
You take a deep breath and are about to walk inside, when the door suddenly swings with a pew pew, umph, YOO-HOO, BOI, DAT ASS.
You're surprised to see the good Jesus standing there in the flesh, all lewd and holy. You're not sure if you have the courage to talk to them right now, so you scurry inside like a dolphin and join the party, making a mental note to drum up a conversation with them later on over donuts, sausages.
Once inside, the party takes your breath away. Everyone is already burning, fucking wildly on the dancefloor.
Let me show you the world plays loudly from the speakers and you can't help but do the booty dance. You had always shipped Jake bass and Tom and Jerry so you're not entirely surprised to see them fucking andsquealing together in the corner. Stephen King, R.L. Stine and Simmerup are having a rap battle in the centre of the room, while several porn stars are gushing over the latest update of Mr. Nobody on their phones.
The whole atmosphere is electric. It looks like Wonderland on Earth in the middle of Christmas and you can't imagine anything better.
"Happy Birthday, Wattpad," you say with a smile, "Here's to another 10 years!"
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