The zombies have now showed up in the state of Michigan it started in the u.p but it just keeps spreading says the news reporter. (Little Bob: I hope they don't find us (Me: well little bob if they do i have plenty of weapons and ammo. So even if they find us they won't be undead for long after i blow they're heads off. But they're already dead aren't they uncle fill. But that's exactly what i'm trying to explain to you bob they were dead but came alive again so we must kill them all.
Bob i am giving you a cross-bow with regular and explosive arrows which means you will survive with all the rest of us. But uncle fill what are you using to survive? I'm using a sniper rifle. But what about dad aka( big bob) he gets a pistol and shotgun while I get a pistol to and you get a sword or a machete your choice (little bob: I want a machete. OK then you get a machete but you have to promise to only use it during close combat OK. OK!!!!!!!!!!! But we will be heading out tomorrow morning before dawn so the zombies won't see us coming cause some of them are blind and they are all brain dead they think that if they eat brains it will make them smarter but it won't.
So I was thinking that if we leave around 5:00 am then it will be pitch black we will have flashlights and we will sneak on the zombies from behind and kill a whole horde of them.
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