WattPad & CamSings

Introducing... WattPad & Me!!

CamSings: CAM!
WattPad: Huh?
CamSings: Just... Call me Cam? Ooooook?
WattPad: Oh! Like Cam Newton? *dabs*
Cam: Well... Yes... NO
WattPad: AAAAAAAND?
Cam: Uhm...
WattPad: Welp, anywhoooooo... Did you see that new ship?!
Cam: YASSSSSS!!
WattPad: I know right?!
Cam: I twotez ship it!!
WattPad: I shall encourage you to write a fanfic!
Cam: Meh... Is it just me or is most fanfics (not all of them!!!) online about things just... I just like the real thing better ok?
WattPad: I shall encourage you by showing you all these other books that have like one billion eight hundred seven views and that are way BETTER than YOUR fanfics!
Cam: Wow... Thanks? I bet they're good reads and all, but I'm more of a writer... Even though the recommendations are cool and all!
WattPad: THEN-Get to writtin' gurl!
Cam: Uhm... Ok? *slowly puts phone down...*

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WARNING: If you are one of those 'Athena' people where you cannot STAND grammar problems... Weeeeeeelll... HA! WattPad & ME! NOT I! *Laughs hysterically*

Anywhoooo....

*deep narrator roleplay-like voice* One late afternoon, in a deep forest...

CamSings: That is kinda boring.

WattPad: I'm sorry, but just one thing... I owe loyalty to the Autocorrect King and sadly... I have to change that 'kinda' back to KIND OF!

CamSings: Well, let the king know that every single WattPad user hates him! HA!

WattPad: How-

CamSings: Details, details! A girl would get more information OUTTA fangirling for the wrong thing!

WattPad: *getting mad* I'll have you know that you can remove the Autocorrect-

CamSings: Meh, too lazy.

WattPad: -And that there is no such thing as fangirling wrong!

CamSings: PerZoe

WattPad: ...

                Well, I guess I was wrong.

Camsings: *smurks* (TOO BAD AUTOCORRECT!)

WattPad: So what do you want?

Camsings: Just to prove my point.

WattPad: Ok, then if th-

Camsings: AND! I rweally wanna cake.

WattPad: A cake?! Like a whole cake or just a sli-You know what, why am I even asking this to YOU.

Camsings: So...

WattPad: Soooooooooon.... A cake will be yours sooooooon...

Error
You apparently have no wifi! This is cellular data and NOT WattPad! Write you later ;)

Camsings: ARGH!!

Helloooooo?!

GET UR WATTY BUTT BACK HERE!

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Sooooo... Hi everyone! This is a new story about me talking to WattPad in my head all the time... Yeah well something like that-I'm not crazy!

Or am I?!
*ominous sound effects*

Yeah, so anyways-It's just me personifying WattPad.

...Maybe I should personify autocorrect too, just so I can punch it in the face...

Heh heh

~A very crazy, hyper, and MAD Camsings

"We're all mad here" [Aren't we?]!

I may have eaten a lotta sugar while writing this... ;)