South Park One Shots

Way to State the Obvious.

This is a book full of sexual content. If you don't like smut or gay relationships, I advise you leave now. Alright, now that my warning has been given, (my only warning btw) I will say I do not own south park or any of the characters. Now onto the good stuff.

Style

<Stans POV>

'My god...' I groaned quietly to myself, watching that ass that moved in an almost too perfect way as this boy walked.

"Hey Stan, Are you alright?" I quickly looked away from his tush. "What Kyle?" Yep, not good to zone out. Why am I so fixated on this ass tho? It belongs to a man and not just any man, my super best friend.

"I asked if you were ok." Kyle slightly narrowed his eyes, as if trying to find an answer on my face.

"Oh, yeah! I'm fine bro." He gives a small smile before walking into yet another store within this mall. We've only been here maybe thirty minutes but anyone can understand the pain I'm going through here.

I followed him inside the store and looked through a few things as Kyle wandered off to look elsewhere.

Kyle came back to find me being red and looking extremely flustered. "Hey Stan? can we go home now?" I give a confused look. "Sure, any reason why?"

He shakes his head, "Nah let's just go home." I shrug and grab his hand and intertwine our fingers before walking out of the store and heading home.

Once we're back at my house I flop on my bed in my room, Kyle doing the same. "So what Ya wanna do?" He groans in response. "Cuz that answers my question."

I let out a heavy sigh, turning towards the teen and pulling him to my chest by his hips. "Since you arnt gonna give me an answer to what we should do.. Why not tell me why you were blushing so hard at the mall?"

He's quiet for a moment. "A lady walked out waving a purple Dick asking if I wanted her to use it on me." He waited with his face turning a bright red.

I couldn't help but laugh at the simple thought if that happening. "Well, that's pretty unexpected." The red head just groans again, that being his response for the time being.

"Well, I'm glad you declined.. because that's my job." I spoke with a smirk and a tone that could only be defined as dominant.

Kyle's face became the color of his hair, "yeah.. but I mean.." I didn't give him a chance to finish what he was saying before I pressed my lips against his, lightly dragging my tongue over his bottom lip.

The smaller man gives a quiet squeak, but kisses back all the same. My hands slowly trail up his shirt and over his chest, gently pinching one of his nips to extract a moan from him.

Kyle pushes me away gently, "not even letting me finish my sentences now are Ya?" He slightly huffs. I chuckle, pulling him back in for the same kiss, just a bit rougher.

I grip his chin softly and pull it down a bit to deepen the kiss, my tongue rubbing against his.

Kyle's soft moaning finally reached my ears, pulling my hand back out to unzip his jacket yo have easier access.

I lightly pinch on of his nipples while I kiss along his jaw line and down his neck. My free hand moving in swift motions to rid the boy of pants.

Just before we could get any further, my father dressed as lorde walked in drunk off his ass. Obviously singing one of his oh so famous songs.

I sit up on my knees and furrow my eye brows at him. "Uhh.. alright." I sigh and run a hand through the silk like black hair of mine.

Kyle adjusts himself and gets his pants back on before sitting up Cris cross. "So umm.. I'm guessing the moods gone."

I couldn't help but chuckle,
"way to state the obvious."