One day in a wizard's laboratory, a wizard named, WeedDankmaster666, made a meth hat. Its exactly what it sounds like. A hat full of meth. WeedDankmaster666 sold these in all stores. They sold greatly. It also sold at a great price, $17.38. Then one day a customer came in by the name of Jerry Joe. Jerry Joe was purchasing a meth hat for his "lab" in the attic. I know what you're thinking, "why isn't this illegal?", well this is why. It's simple really.... One word.... Trump. Yeah, when he became president Earth went to absolute SHIT!!!! And later on Jerry Joe went home and started his meth lab with WeedDankmaster666. One day when the weed master of dank awesomeness was out getting turnt to these dank memes, Jerry Joe was busy cooking meth in the best meth department ever.... The Twin Towers. But then George motherfucking Bush Sent some explodeies and blew up the twin towers and then Jerry Joe FUCKING DIED!!!! LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH/ LOSER HE WAS. Literally no one missed him. So it had no effect on anything in the world. Then George Bush and The Dankest Weedest master of all time decided they wanted to be more than friends. THE MOTHERFUCKING END!!!!!
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ActionWARNING: THIS MAY BE OFFENSIVE!!!! So, I really have no explanation for this other than I was really tired and bored, and it was 3AM.
