1. I would beat you up but that would be considered animal abuse because you're such an ass. (Ass as in donkey)
2. You're so fake that when i look on your back it reads 'made in china'.
3. (If your a boy, this ones good.) Is your mouth open as an invitation or is your brain too stupid to generate a comeback?
4. Acting as if you're so hot when the only thing you can turn on is a microwave.
5. (If you are talking back to an adult then here is one)
Adult: don't talk back
You: unless you're talking to a wall, isn't that how a conversation works?
6. (More adult comebacks)
Adult: Don't catch an attitude!
You: you're the one who threw it!
7. (One more adult one, i promise)
Adult: don't get smart!
You: thats why i go to school!
8. you're so ugly that hello kitty said "goodbye!"
9. Were you born on a highway because thats where most accidents happen.
10. I'm not an astronomer but i'm pretty sure that the earth revolves around the sun and not you.
11. (For jealous girls who think you are after their boyfriend when you aren't -.-) nobody wants your boyfriend, thats why he is with you.
12. I was going to give you a nasty look but i see you already have one.
13. If you're going to be a smart-ass you need to actually be smart otherwise you're just an ass.
14. If i wanted a bitch i would have bought a DOG.
15. (For when someone calls you ugly)
Person: you're ugly!
You: excuse me but i'm not a mirror!
16. Person: haha, you failed!
You: So did your dads condom.
17. I would ask how old you are but i wont because i know you can't count that high.
18. Why don't you shut up and give that hole in your face a chance to heal?
19. Its impressive that you are flexible enough to have your foot in your mouth and your head in your ass.
20. Maybe if you ate some of that makeup, you'd be pretty on the inside.
21. I bet your brain feels good as new, seeing you've never used it before.
(A/N💕
So i just wanted to say i did not steal from any other wattpad authors, i got these comebacks online, my head and my friends. Credits to whoever came up with these or to any other wattpad authors who used some of these before me!
Part 2 coming out soon, i'm too lazy to do anymore tonight lmao.
Until the next time, bye friends.
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