chapter one

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one upon a time trump wanted to deport all mexicans and attack ISIS but then he lost his hairline

it turned out swiper had swiped it

dora said, "swiper no swiping!" and swiper said, "fuck that bitch he gonna deport u all"

dora's brown ugly ass hair almost became a circle

dora then said, "oh hell to the fucking no!" 

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