harry potter snidbits

part 1 borrowing nagini

Yesterday, some deatheaters and voldemort stayed at my house. Weirdly enough only i recognized them. Anyway, even though i was a muggle voldemort seemed to like me....ish. he said i was his favorite muggle...............thats the biggest compliment. Anyway again, he sughed and said he needed someone to take care of nagini. I jumped at the offer. He trusted nagini's care to me.

Well this would be interesting. Nagini couldnt stay home cause my mom hates snakes. So i took her with me to school. She hid in my sweater giving me the illusion of giant tits....
bonus! So i walked into school proud. The feeling was weird to say the least. But i had guts today. I walked to the front of the school and sat beside the school's version of taylor swift in the sense that she never can keep a boyfriend for much longer than 3 months.

"What the fuck are you doing here?" She asked.

"Sitting down. What does it look like?" I asked staring at her.

"Obviously but what are you doing HERE."

I rolled my eyes and plugged in my music. She shoved me onto my feet. Nagini could sense the tension and hissed.

"Wtf was that?" She said.

"You arent the only snake in the school." I laughed.

"You wanna go?" Her boyfriend growled.

"Oh does the snake not have fangs of her own. She needs her boyfriend to save her."

Her boyfriend got up and started coming at me. I unzipped my sweater and nagini slithered out.

Everything stopped. I laughed.

"What? The cats got your tongue?" I asked. "Nagini. Play time." I said.

Nagini sort of smiled and slithered after the pair. I only laughed harder. Once the school bell rang, nagini slithered back into my sweater and i went to class, knowing they wouldnt bother me anymore. Christian ethics was going to be interesting. The fkrst two periods werent much of a problem. Nagini fell asleep for the most part. Period 3 was...eventful. i sat in my usual spot behind the sick, fat kid and in front of the sassy little chick that for some reason is friends with the fat kid.

"Did you hear about the snake?" She asked around the class.

Some people shook their heads some people nodded.

"Well the snake has a name...Nagini."

Nagini hissed at the sound of her name. She slowly slithered out the bottom of my sweater. And curled in my lap. I guess she was getting too hot.

No one noticed until the fat kid was passing back papers.

"You brought a snake toy to school?" He asked.

I laughed when nagini held up her head and laid it on my desk. Again havok wrecked across the class. Period 5 was much the same.