It was Christmas the fifth.
A totally straight closet homosexual was sitting with his vaguely-sorta friends at lunch.
He gulped down the poor excuse for pizza the school board forced on students every other day while his poor excuse for acquaintances rattled on about shitty anime.
"Hey Bndrew, whats one ocean say to the other ocean?" Tamantha struggled out under the weight of her hilarious joke.
Bndrew exhaled deeply, as if to let the last of his pure soul out.
"What?"
Tamantha snorted weirdly quietly under her breath, struggling to keep herself from ruining the perfect punchline that was sure to have the entire room in fits.
"Hi."
Bndrew sighed,
"Heh, nice one."
He lied.
he returned to his meal.
