pigeon horror/comedy story
When I was watching tv this cooking show came on and they were cooking pigeon pie witch I thought was gross because they were cutting the pigeon in to little pieces and btw the pigeon was died it look like it was chicken any way they put the pigeon bits in to the pastry and put it in the oven. They were waiting till it was ready. Then suddenly the pigeon pop out of the pie and started flying around in the oven the people look at the oven and at the time the pigeon was growing a head. At home were I was. I looked out side and there was a pigeon on the window sill. It was watching tv it looked like it was saying fail and laughing at the pigeon on the tv. I think the pigeon on the tv is the other pigeons brother or his family or something like that any way back to the tv the pigeon in the oven he was flying around and then he opens the door and kills all the people in the studio then he flys on to the bench and starts chirping I think he was saying every one is going to die my family is first. So I go running around locking all the doors and closing the windows. Think I'm safe.Then I looked out the window this laddie was running up and down the streets saying.
The pigeon is going to eat us all. I think she though what I was thinking.
Then at the back door there was someone or something or the pigeon banging at the door. So I look out the window next to the door and it was my friends they were having a sleep over by I didn't go because I was feeling sick. Any way I let them in and they started going on and on about what I said earlier so I said it's going to be ok. Then all the pigeons started flying around out side. So I got scared and told every one to go in to the basement so we would be save. When we were down there we heard the tv on and things going on in the house so we thought it was the pigeon then there was a scream and then a thump and chirping like on the tv. In the corner of my eye I saw a big thing so I look at it and it was a spider. I wasn't scared but I new my friends would be so I didn't say any think in till they noticed because they would scream and if I told them then the thing will now were we r and we will die and I don't won't that to happened. Suddenly my phone rings it was mum do I answer or not. Well I did she was on holiday and I was old enough to stay home alone. Mum ask is the house still standing and I said yes. I said I I had to go so I said good bye and hang up. My friends started moaning and pigeons pop out of there heads. I scream and ran for my life. Then the home phone rings I pick it up and it's a unknown number oh crap I dropped it I pick it up again and some one starts singing just hold on we're going home. I just hang up and run for my life again. Before I run out side I grabbed a knife. I ran out side saying u will never catch me alive with the knife in the air. I see this red swirly thing so I ran to it. I appeared in another damnation with pigeons everywhere so I thought if I kill every pigeon here there would be no pigeons back at home. So I started killing them. I thought I had finished but then I realised were was the pigeon the came out of the oven. I looked around for him. I finally found him sitting in a chair a king chair I walled up behind him and killed him. When I got back home I heard chirping like the evil pigeon. I thought to my self did I kill him or what
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