After being bitten 2 times, I finally made it home.I decided not to go to the hospital because oddly the bites healed over by the time I got home.
Did I have a secret healing factor that only went into action when I get bit by cretins?If that was the case of Sherlock Holmes I'm am gonna need someone to bite me before I do the most bloody, awe inspiring ,astonishing and formidable thing on my Bucket list.
What is this project that would be near damn impossible without a Wolverine type healing factor, 36 pain pills, and get well cards? To jump off the highest mountains in the world:Mount Everest,K2,Kanchenjunga,Lhotse,Makalu, and Cho WITHOUT A FUCKING PARACHUTE(FUCK YEAH!).
That would have to wait till I could find some one to do that.I sat down on my apartment's sofa and flicked on the T.V to see what was on. "2,4, " As I flicked through through the
channels."Damn,I almost forgot'' I muttered.I ran to the kitchen got a bag of popcorn and a cup
of Mozzarella cheese(try this) ,dump the popcorn in a bowl , pour the cheese on the popcorn and put it in the microwave until it melts.
I took it out of the microwave went to a website called xmovies8.tv (Real website-try it)and started a CW Super hero(Arrow,Supergirl,The Flash,And DC's Legends of Tommorow)Marathon .
Fuck Yeah!Then after that I would have to watch-Z nation, Van Helsing,and Teen Wolf.I should be studying for the exam coming up next week, but but-My excuse is I work better under pressure .AkA meaning the day of the exam!It's gonna be a long night with having to watch all of these shows, you know ?It would be a Achievements by the end of the Night.
As I Figured out as a young genius(not that much of a genius)To watch Gameofthrones(#Whenthefuckisthatcomingon?)The ingredients to stay up all damn night was to eat and drink-milk,cookies,chocolate bars,and tea were the necessary items to stay awake to Netflix and chill.Try it sometimes.
7 hours later of catching up on T.V shows and screaming at characters I went in my room to study and listen to music.A frail body was laying there watching The PJs"What the fuck!"I Yelled ''How the fuck did you get in here!?" The person got up and said
"Quiet down with all the screaming.This episode is really good.Go get me some of dat popcorn will ya?I came through the window." I was really pissed at this dude.I was bout ready to through him back through the window.I'm sorry this might part seem kinda mean but I opened the window and actually through him out the window.
There was a garbage dumpster down there so no worries -I didn't kill him(hopefully?) You would do the freakin same if you saw somebody laying in YOUR bed dirtying up the sheets and wasting your energy to clean that nasty bullshit up.
After a hour of changing the sheets and the materials on the mattress,I finally sat down to read my Mythology list.
STDicorn - The name for a winged unicorn.
BitchScream - A spirit appearing as a frenzied old woman whose high pitched shriek prophesied a death soon to come.STONELIZARD - A legendary lizard who could kill a man with its stare.
Uglyfoot - A type of Sasquatch native to North American forests.
Black Bad Dog - An evil spirit dog that stalks city streets at night.
Black Eyed Peas Beings - They take human form but have black, soulless eyes and emanate a sense of pure evil.
Bogeyman - A semi-corporeal being whose sole purpose is to scare children.
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Supernatural My Ass
HorrorWhen college student Sam Colliers gets bitten by both vampire and zombie, he goes nuts and decides to put those curses to work and creates a bounty hunting business that indangers all supernatural creatures.
