Destiel One Shots

Spider Situation

"CAS!!"
"Yes, Dean?"
"COME HERE QUICK!!!"

Castiel made his way down the hallway of the bunker hurriedly. If he had his grace, he would of simply flew into the room. However, Metatron had taken his grace just before the Angels had fell to Earth. He was currently trying to retrieve it back. However until then, he had to get used be being a human.

Cas arrived at Dean's room and quickly opened the door. He looked around to find the most confusing scenario.

Dean was standing on his bed, his green eyes wide with fear. He had a 'Busty Asian Beauties' magazine rolled up in his hands, clutching it for dear life.

Dean looked up at Castiel and motioned frantically for him to join him on the bed. Cas tilted his head in confusion.

"Dammit Cas! Just get up here, hurry!"

Castiel jumped onto the bed and looked around. He was very confused.

"I don't understand the meaning of this exercise. What ar-"

"Shhhhhhhh!" Dean exhaled, putting a hand over Castiel's mouth. Dean blushed at the touch of his fingers on Castiel's lips.

Dean slowly stared to point at a spot in the wall nearest to his dresser, his hand shaking slightly. Cas looked over to the sight and spotted a tiny dot on the wall. He narrowed his eyes at the spec, and noticed it had tiny legs.

"I- it's a-"

"It's a spider, Dean," Cas said matter-o-factly. Dean nodded frantically.

"EXACTLY!" Dean shouted. "It's a freakin' spider! I hate spiders!"

Cas couldn't help but laugh at Dean. However, Dean didn't find the situation funny at all.

Castiel jumped down from the bed and walked over the the spider.

"I don't exactly see what's so frightening about spiders, Dean. They are completely harmless."

"HARMLESS!?" Dean exclaimed. "They're everything BUT harmless!"

Dean slowly made his way off the bed and behind Cas, peeking over his shoulder at the intruder.

"Just kill it," Dean said cautiously, as if the spider could hear him. Cas looked back at Dean.

"Why don't you? You're the one with the rolled up porn magazine." Dean groaned

"Because you're my friend and friends do things for each other," Dean said childly while making Sam's famous puppy eyes.

Castiel sighed and took the reading material from Dean, stepping closer to the target. Dean protectively wrapped his around Castiel's waist, making both of them blush.

When he was close enough, Cas swung the magazine at the spider, making Dean tighten his grip on Cas' waist.

However, Cas missed, and the spider jumped off the wall and ran to the door. Dean made a girly scream, and ran to the bed, dragging Castiel with him. They both sat in the bed, watching as the spider mockingly stood at their only exit.

"You're a terrible shot Cas," Dean whined. Cas rolled his eyes.

"I'm not the sissy," Cas shot back. Dean looked over at Cas, trying to look offended.

"At least my aim doesn't suck," Dean whispered. Cas smiled and continued to stare at the spider.

A few hours later , the spider was still at its post. Cas had earlier tried again in his attempt to kill the eight legged creature, however he failed. The magazine was now by the door for a horrible attempted throw by Castiel. Now they were vulnerable and had no weapon.

They had both fallen asleep on Dean's bed. Dean had his arm around Castiel's waist and his head on the others shoulder. They were both sleeping peacefully when a loud bang woke them from their slumber.

They both quickly sat up and looked around. At the door stood Sam, grinning like an idiot at the two of them. Dean's thoughts went back to a few hours ago. Then, horror struck him.

"Sam, there's a spider by you!" Dean exclaimed, clutching Cas again. Sam looked around calmly.

"Where?" Sam asked.

"Last time I saw it, it was located where your foot is now," Castiel responded. Sam looked down and picked up his foot. There was a tiny crushed dot from where his foot was. Sam started to laugh.

"You were scared of that?" Sam laughed. Dean got up from the bed, dragging Cas by his collar.

"Shut up. We're going to go get some pie."