(Yugioh POV)
"Wow I fucking hate my stupid ass life" I said to my other anime friends
"Just leave then lol" someone said, I'm not sure their name cuz I fucking Hate them but they were there. Stealing my fucking pot. :DI got up and left for my journey. I was gonna get that Japan dick lol.
I walked to the plane outside my house that I'm not sure if I lived in cuz I was baked af Lolz. And I got in and sat next to this girl. "W4t ur n4m3 ;) shawty" I said "Sasuke" she winked. "W0w ur so cute Rawr XD :3" I winked. "Thx" she said looking out the window. Wow I want to suck her cock. I thought to myself as she looked out the window.The plane stopped and landed in Japan. I got off and saw this bitch being mean to this bitch. They were hugging and I didn't like that, that's abusive. I got over to them and punched the one hugging in the face.
I saw his white haired head go to the ground. The black haired boy screamed "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" "lol saving u bb" I responded. "So what's your name bb" I asked. "Yuri" he blushed. "Aw Ye bb" I said.
"So like I have that Emo guy from narroutou as my side hoe by like its gooooood cuz we don't talk n shit so u can be my main hoe ;;)" I said to yuri. "No I'm good" he said. "Can you please leave us alone?? I'm not so sure how you even got here. You're in the wrong anime. Please leave" the white haired lozer Lolz XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD said. "No Boi, get outta here with your old head ass lookin ass. Fuck outta here with that bullshit hoe I got the best hair around Boi I'mma steal your bitch." I said looking at yuri. "Please, please, please leave me alone." Yuri said, which probably meant 'u r so hot wowz' in Annie may speak. "Bb u so sweet" I said to yuri. "Please fucking leave me alone" he said. Again probably meaning 'I luv u bæ' in Annie mang talk.
"Damn u r so into me more then that girl on the plane Lolz we r gettin married 2marow ;;;)" I said hugging my daddy. "Please don't ever do that again" he said. Lolz he's so cute I love him sm.Yuri and I were going back to my anime cuz???? No really sure I hated my fucki life there. Fuck that and their stupid ass fake rip off Pokèmon I really fucking hate this Annie may I want to go some where else.
I took over the plane and accidentally hit some kinda tower? Idk but now there's only one and like to bad bro fuck them they aren't twins no more BRUH. I was driving my plane and sudennys we were in the other anie mey. Yuri and I walked up to this blond guy with a head band thing on lol he looks gay. "AYO were are we bro" I asked. "BRO THIS IS NARROUTOWN ITS LOVELY YALLLLLLL" he said with a Alaskan accent. Damn he's so country. I love him. "THIS MA FIRNEDS" he said as MY SIDE HOE walked out of the darkness that was just there even the the sun was out and there was no fuvking shadows. Damn she so cute lov her. "THIS SASGAY" he said as he pontes to my side hoe.
I quickly shove yuri off my shoulder. I don't want my hoes to b fighting. "THIS MA OTHER FRIEND [Other anime character that Naruto hangs out with] " he said as that person walked out of another fuvking shadow. I'm so done with this stupid land what's next is one of them gonna do some shadow clone shit??? Fuck outta here.
"Damn son we b leaving but we got no planes" I said as I pointed at the crashed plane with flaming dead bodies and the house next to it that was quickly catching fire.
" OH SHIT SON WADDUP" Naruto said. "Do you have any planes here? Please. I really need help" yuri said. Damn my man b speaking out on the real things
"SHIT NAH BRUH THIS IS LIKE OLDER TIME OR SOMESHIT IDK PLANES DONT EXIST HERE IN FACT YOU BRINGING THAT PLANE IN COUKD IF VERY WELL DESTROYED OUR UNIVERSE" Naruto said. "Shit son waddup, u got any thing else?" I asked. "Nah fam" sasgay said. "I DO" this hot girl said as she stepped out another shadow. How many god damn shadows are there in this anime god damn I just wanna get back to my generic white boy friends who smoke weed and beat chicks."AYO can u give it to me or somethin????" I asked. "Aren't you gonna ask me who I am?" She said. "No." I said. "Lmao ok bro be that way. I'm temari but if you gonna be that way you gonna have to catch it" she said. "You gon catch these hands" I said. "Lmao gotta chase me to get it" she said as she ran off into the distance. "Why this bitch gotta do this" I asked.
Naruto, sasgay, yuri and I all went on a trip to catch. I already forgot her name. But IT WAS LIT. Yuri was like dancing or trying to get out of the ropes he was tied in, but I think he was dancing cuz sasgay was signing some Emo bullshit YouTuber song about how mommy and daddy beat him. Like it said. Lit🔥🔥🔥🔥
"Yo is that her" I said looking at a tree. "I THINK IT IS" Naruto said. "LET ME JUST FUCKING CLONE MY SELF A BUNCH OF TIMES FOR NO FUCKING REASON" he said as he cloned himself a bunch of times for no fucking reason.
"I GOT HER BRACELET THING THAT SHE NEVER WORS IN ANY EPISODES AND ONLY HAS BECAUSE OF THE RELEVANCE TO THIS STORY" he said. "Lmao thanks b" I said as I used it and yuri and I were in his amine now. I untied his ropes and hugged him. He was shocked. Obviously cuz his fav person in the whole world findakly hugged him. He ran off. "BB WAT U DOIN" I yelled. "IF YOU LOVE ME LET ME GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" he yelled. Damn he was right. That song is pretty fucking annoying when people use it like that.
He ran into that white haired persons arms and he gave me a weird look. Damn I guess I'm not wanted here. I went back into my own universe.
I guess Imma just have to live my life lonely, smoking weed with my white boy friends, who's dads will sue. Living my life as some old anime guy who plays with off brand Pokemon :/ rip lol
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Yu-Gi-Oh On Ice
HumorYu gi oh hates his fucking life of playing with off brand Pokemon cards he movies to what ever the fuck yuri is in and he steals his gay white heard boyfriend and fucks him right INFONT OF HIM so rip yuri but it's ok cuz yuri was cheating on him wit...