Joke #1
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''
Joke #2(not really funny but worthy)
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
Joke #3
I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.
Joke #4
Why do people hide under the blanket? Not like a murder is thinking "I'm going to Kil-wait never mind she's under a blanket.
Joke #5
Does beer make you smarter?
It made bud wiser.
Joke #6
Gf: how much do you love me?
Bf:Look at the stars
Gf: But its morning?
Bf:Exactly
Joke #7
Waiter: Would you like a table?
Me:No, not at all, we came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please!
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LMAO!!!!!(truth be told)
HumorA hilarious book for people who have no life, lol joking. But seriously you gotta read this.
