Dear pie hole,

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HIIIIIII. HERE IT IS, I THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA. SO HERE IT IS. I might write a prolouge later xD and I need me a better cover ;-;
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   Loud clatters and annoying stomps came from the room above me.

I swear, I was going mental with this noise.
Taking big breaths, I attempted to calm myself before I did something i'd regret. My ears were filled with the obnoxious noise. I gritted my teeth in annoyance.

Too late.

The noise couldn't stay within their walls, and just had to leak into mine as well. In a flash, I whipped out a piece of paper from my backpack, and angrily scribbled down words. I didnt give 2 fudge cakes if it was messy, I just needed to write it.

Dear pie hole upstairs,
   Hi. I don't care if your female or male. Please stop being so loud after 9pm, people are trying to sleep here. Do you have heavy azz elephant feet or something?  Would you kindly, just... I dont know, maybe shut the pringles up? If you didnt understand, this translates into: Please STOP IT, and shut the FUDGE CAKES up.               
                                                     
SINCERELY and WHOLEHEARTEDLY,
The girl downstairs.     

Annoyance filled me to the brim, and I left my cozy apartment, and made my way upstairs, towards the room of the offender, seething in silent anger. I jammed the paper into the little hole under the door and ran back down to my home with a sigh.

Icecream could cure me.

Hopefully.

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And i'm done. Hope you liked it.  :)
~ Alexera

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