1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'
3. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
4. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
5. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'
6. Sing along at the Opera.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Skip down the street rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
YOU ARE READING
LMAO!!!!!(truth be told)
HumorA hilarious book for people who have no life, lol joking. But seriously you gotta read this.
