So I wrote this WHOLE THING and then wattpad was like nope! And deleted it! So this is a yogscast sing along of the song Gay or Europian. Everyone thinks Sjin is gay! Is he? Let's find out!
Everyone in yogtowers was in the lounge sips was on his phone and Sjin was on the computer both oblivious to the others conversation
Hannah points at Sjin
Hannah: there right there! Look at tan well tended skin look at the killer shape he's in look at his slightly stubbly chin oh please he's gay totally gay!
Lewis: I'm not about to celebrate every trait could indicate a totally straight expatriate this guys not gay I say not gay
All: that is the elaphent in the room well is it relevant to assume that a man who wears perfume is automatically radically fey
Martyn: well look at his soft and crispy locks
Hannah: look at his silk translucent socks
Lewis: there's the eternal peridox look what we're seeing
Hannah: what are we seeing?
Lewis: is he gay...
Hannah: of course he's gay!
or Europian?
All: oohh
All: gay or Europian it's hard to guarantee is he gay or Europian
All turn and look at Martyn
Martyn: now hey don't look at me!
Zoey: you see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports they play peculiar sports...
All: in shiny shirts and tiny shorts, gay or foreign fella the answer could take weeks, they both say things like ciao bello as they kiss you on both cheeks gay or Europian so many shades of grey
Martyn stands up
Martyn: depending on the time of day the French go either way
Zoey pushes Martyn down cause he's not helping
All: is he gay or Europian or-
Kim: there right there look at that condescending smirk seen it on every guy at work (YouTube) that is a metro hetero jerk that guys not gay I say no way!
All: that is the elephant in the room well is it relevant to presume that a hottie in that costume
Sjin flirts with a guy on Skype
All: is automatically radically ironically chronically certainly flirtingly genetically medically GAY OFFICIALLY GAY OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY-
Sjin winks at a girl in Skype
All: DAMNIT! gay or Europian
Lewis: So stylish and relaxed
All: gay or Europian
Lewis: I think his chest is waxed
Zoey: but they bring their boys up different their it's culturally diverse it's not a fashion curse...
All: if he wears a kilt or bears a purse
All: gay or just exotic I still can't crack the code
Kim: yea his accent is hipnotic but his shoes are pointy toed
All: huh
All: gay or Euoropian so many shades of gray
Minty: but if he turns out straight I'm free at 8 on Saturday!
All: is he gay or Europian gay or Europian gay or Euro-
Martyn: wait a minute give me a chance to crack this guy I have an idea I'd like to try
Lewis: the floor is yours
Martyn goes up to Sjin and taps him
Martyn: Sjin you've been making videos for?
Sjin: 2 years (no idea)
Martyn: and your real name is
Sjin: Paul
Sips finally looks up and starts listening
Martyn: and your boyfriend?
Sjin: sips...SORRY you said boyfriend I thought you ment bestfriend sips is my bestfriend
Sips: YOU BASTARD YOU LYING BASTARD that's it I won't cover for you anymore people I have an anouncment! This man is gay AND Europian! And neither is disgrace you got to stop your being and completely close this case! It is me he is seeing no matter what he say! I swear he never ever ever swing the other way!
Sips gets really close to Sjin
Sips: you are so gay you big dumb dumb you flaming boy band cabaret
Sjin: I-I'm straight
Sips smirks and grabs Sjin collar so there is only a few inches between them
Sips: you were not yesterday
Sjin blushes and looks down
Sips: so if I may I'm proud to say he's GAY
all: and Europian
Sips: he's gay
All: and Europian
Sips: he's gay
All: and Europian and gay!
Sjin: fine okay I'm gay!
All: HURRAY!
Everyone starts cheering and dancing
Sips pins Sjin against the wall
Sips&Sjin: fine okay we're gay
then they kiss
OH MY GOD I HAD TO WRITE THAT TWICE ASSDFFDAFCFVVGVHHBHBHGC
Peace out Enders!
-Rain
