Deadpool Fanfic

Chapter 1

(white box voice)

[yellow box voice]

Chapter 1

It was a clear night and everything seem peaceful until the peace was broken at someone's mansion. As the mansion's door looked like it was blown up from some explosive and many sliced up bodies with heads cut off along with arms, legs and brains scattered around each room and the hallways, you could hear many guards screaming and shouting at each until their death by a muscular man wearing a black and red suit with putting his two katanas back in its holder and the man looked around the room trying to see if there were more guards coming.

"Hey, author can you hurry this up! I want to get to the awesome parts which is all about me." Deadpool said.

[Oh with more big-breasted girls who actually want us] The yellow box voice said.

(And more weapons) The white box voice said.

{A//N: "Damn it Deadpool stop breaking the goddamn fourth-wall, and deal with it you crazy bat-shit bastard!!"}

Deadpool sighed, "Fine, and how come I'm not writing this story?" He asked himself.

(Because no one would understand what the hell your ideas since you would written it in crayon) The white box said.

[But it would be more awesome with more explosions and girls.] The yellow box said.

"Yeah, high five!" Deadpool said.

(You can't high five us, we're voices in your heads.) The white box said.

Deadpool put his hand down and walked towards the mob boss his employer told him about and kicked the door down.

"Hey, bossy did you miss me?" Deadpool said in a high pitched voice.

He was surprised to see a women with long silver was holding his paid and he wasn't having it, Deadpool got out his pistol and shot at the woman, but she kicked the bullet making him surprised, she got out her pistol and shot at his feet causing Deadpool to back up.

"Please let me go." The boss begged the woman.

"And just let you go free hurting others and using your money and power to ruin people's lives people like you disgust me." The woman growled and stabbed the guy in the neck.

"P-please, n-n-no!" The boss gurgled.

"See you in hell." The woman said.

She put both her hands on her sword and cut off the boss' head making blood splatter all over the desk, floor and her shirt with the head rolling towards Deadpool, the woman got over the dead boss' lap and looked at Deadpool she winked at him and jumped out the window. Deadpool ran towards the window to find that the woman was gone.

"Who was that?" Deadpool asked himself.

[She was hot and sexy] Yellow box said.

(Don't forget dangerous and she took our pay you know) White box said.

"Oh shit, I forgot that damn bitch stole our pay! Damn it!" Deadpool shouted.

Deadpool had jumped out the window and teleported himself to the crummy apartment he stayed at. He went to his bedroom and got on the internet to write his update of losing his pay to some sexy, hot, and dangerous bitch he watched as everyone comment on it; however, Deadpool got bored again and went in the kitchen to cook some pancakes even though making too much which piled up in the room until the phone was ringing.

"Great, what the hell does that asshole want now?" Deadpool asked.

Deadpool got up and answered the phone, "What is it dickhead?" He said.

"Deadpool what the hell happen, I find out you didn't kill your target!" The employer shouted.

"Well, guess what I made it to the room and what did I find another bitch, who is sexy and hot as hell I might add, killed off my pay explain that dick!" Deadpool said in his dangerous voice.

"Well I didn't sent that person I guess she might be from another mercenary group, I'll let you know more information once I get them." The employer said.

"Whatever dick." Deadpool said as he hung up.

[Do you think we'll meet that sexy babe again?] Yellow box said.

(We don't know the story hasn't progress much yet and we'll have to wait) White box said.

{A//N: "Goddamn what did I say about breaking the fourth wall!!!! Damn you bastards don't listen!}

"God, I hate waiting!" Deadpool complained.

That's chapter 1 and sorry it was so short.

Next Chapter: Meet Sophia and her super powered family