Deadpool Fanfic

Chapter 3

 Disclaimer: I don't own Deadpool or the Avengers

Chapter 3

It's been two years since Deadpool last seen the female mercenary and his former employer had told him that he couldn't keep him so Deadpool was out of a job and was getting pissed by every minute of the day until someone was knocking on his door he grumbled and walked towards the door once he open the door he was shocked.

"Hello, Mr. Deadpool I'm Sophia Summers and I'm here to tell you some excited news." Sophia introduce herself.

"Dude, you're that bitch who stole my pay!!!" Deadpool shouted.

Sophia sighed, "I knew this was going to happen." She muttered to herself.

[Shot her frickin head off!!! Show her the power of Deadpool!] Yellow box shouted.

(Or maybe she has something to tell us we better listen.) White box said.

"Okay I'll give you ten minutes to tell me what the fuck you're doing here." Deadpool said.

"Mr. Deadpool there's one thing you should know about me one don't call me a bitch or I'll blow your fucking brains out, two sit the fuck down and listen now!" Sophia shouted.

Deadpool for some odd reason actually sat down and watched Sophia's moves as she went in front of him where he was checking her out from her heavily curved figure and looked up to her huge rack.

[Her rack is so huge, I wonder if our whole head can fit in it.] Yellow box said.

(We should be listening to what she's saying instead of looking at her chest.) White box said.

Sophia stopped talking as she saw Deadpool was looking at her chest, she frowned and smacked him in the face, "Pay attention Deadpool! Now, as I was saying my employer wants you to work with me and we will receive our missions in the form of a letter now I only have one question for you Deadpool. Are you willing to do this?" Sophia said.

"Do I get a better pay?" He asked.

"Yes." Sophia said.

"Do I get a better apartment?" Deadpool asked.

"You have to stay with me at my apartment which is better than this dump you call an apartment." Sophia said.

"Hmmm, what about weapons?" Deadpool asked.

Sophia was getting annoyed by the minute of talking to him, "You can bring your weapons and I have some more in my secret weapon room. Now can we please go." She said.

"I'll take it, let me get my weapons and we can blow out this popsicle stand." Deadpool said as he ran to his room and started to grab all of his weapons and putting it on his belt, his back, or in a bag.

Sophia saw him come back and whistle, "Wow, that's a lot of weapon and good quality I like." Sophia said with a smirk as she looked at him up and down.

[She was so checking us out, does that mean she likes us?] Yellow box asked.

(We don't know for sure.) White box said.

Sophia was waiting for Deadpool at his door and once he said he was waiting, the two walked out the building to Sophia's black SUV with titled windows that couldn't show you what was on the inside. She took Deadpool's weapons and put them in the trunk and the back seats, she got in the driver seat while Deadpool got in the passenger seat he was about to touch the radio system but Sophia smacked his hand away.

"Damn girl, you sure like to hit men literally and figuratively if you know what I'm saying." Deadpool said a perverted joke.

Sophia punched him in the cheek as she kept driving to her apartment that was a few blocks away from Stark Towers since her father wanted her to stay close by him, Sophia parked right in front of the apartment and told Deadpool to get out.