Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

1. Get a Batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, “COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"

2. Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, “I know where you live…”

3. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission: Impossible.”

4. Whenever you hear a voice on the intercom, fall to the ground sobbing, screaming, and “The voices!” Then get up and act normal.

5. Walk up to a pizza place and ask for a McChicken.

6. Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello.”

7. Tie a plush toy to one end of a string. Tie the other end to your ankle. Run around the store screaming, “HELP! IT’S AFTER ME!”

8. Start yelling at the stuffed animals when there are people around.

9. Buy something that is like $5 and give the cashier all pennies.

10. a plush toy to one end of a string. Tie the other end to your ankle. Run around the store screaming, “HELP! IT’S AFTER ME!”

11. a toy horse around the store while you scream, “The British are coming! The British are coming!”

12.Stand on a step ladder and start singing Christmas Carols at the top of your lungs. Works better in the summer.

13. Stare at a blank TV for an hour, and when someone asks what you’re doing, answer, “Shh, this is my favorite show!”

14. Hide in dark places with a golden ring. When people walk by, jump out at them, hissing, “We wants it! You can’ts have it!” Then gently whisper, “It will be alright, my precious.”

15. If you see a coupe holding hands, run through their hands and scream, “RED ROVER!”

16. With friends, form a line that leads to nothing. Act like you're all excited about something. See how many people who walk by will come stand in it, too.

17.Get a bag of skittles and throw them at random people saying, "TASTE THE FREAKIN' RAINBOW!"

18. Get a whole bunch of stuff and take it to the check-out counter, when the cashier tells you the amount say "I don't speak English!"