Tiger Lilly a.k.a. Rose Ice
By: Red Wolf
I dedicate this book to my family, my friends, and my Karate instructor. Kayla thanks for giving me the idea, even though you didn't know that you did. Will, thanks for being obnoxious. Mike and Brookelet, for being my editors and cheering squad and idea fixers. Mrs. Force thanks for showing me the way to my Yes I Can attitude!
The Beginning
It was a dark and stormy night. My hair was blowing into my face. I was tired from a long night at the library. I had kept it open five hours after it was supposed to close. My boss was going to be pissed at me..........again. I wish that I could be stricter than I was, but all of those kids at story time wanted me to keep reading, and their parents forgot to come until 10. My boyfriend was upset that I didn't come home early on our three year anniversary. Oh, I didn't know that anyone was here, my name is Tiger Lilly. It is nice to have someone to talk to whilst I walk home. I wanted to teleport; but I didn't want to let the MONSTER out. Last time I let HER out; I almost burned an entire village down. My boyfriend helped me fix it all with the town. But still, I'm not gunna let HER have a tiny trickle of power, cuz SHE will shove me out of the way. I hope you don't mind if I skip the "what I look like" that everyone LOVES to do, especially as you can see me. Oh, you want me to SAY what I look like? Fine, I am 5'5", ASH BROWN hair, blue eyes that change shade/color, hangs out with guys more than girls type of gal. Why did I yell ash brown? I'll tell you why; it is because I have been called blonde so many times that I am sick of my hair color. Again, I could just have HER change my hair color, but I will not give HER the teeny-tiniest amount of control. You don't think that I am crazy? What, you here stuff like this all the time? That's impossible, because I am the only one left. Trust me, I am the only one out of ? of the 2p1r17 20|_||_2 left in the world. Sorry, I forgot to have that translated. It says spirit souls. My boyfriend is a Time Lord; the last Time Lord. We understand each other, because we are the last of our respective races. Where do you live? REALLY, that is right next door to me?! I thought that that house was abandoned! What's your name? Rose Ice? Pretty name, but do you have a nickname that I can call you? Why? Oh, that's cuz SHE is Rose Ice. Oh, well here I am, goodnight Icy.
Hey babe, sorry I'm home late. I know that it is our three year, but I couldn't leave until the kids parents came to pick them up. I know, but I hate to call and ask them to pick up their kids! I know that you're just mad at their parents. Here, lemme just get these shoes off, then owl sit down for delayed dinner. MMMMmmmmmmmmm, it's delicious! What is it? PLEASE don't tell me something stupid like Dalek brains! Yummy, you do know how much I love beef. Babe, I gotta present for you, look in my satchel. *Giggle* Yes it is the time lock Rubik cube. Happy three years. Oh my god, Babe, did you really get me the entire Doctor Who collection?!?!?!?! *EXTREME FANGIRL* "WOAH, that was loud!" Sorry babe, this is the best gift ever!! **MUASH** Damn, I am so glad that tomorrow is Saturday, so now let's start the marathon!!!!! Lemme just get my fuzzy blanket. YAY!!!! Now I can watch them all, so now I know what the hell actually happens.
