"Ho ho ho! Why the hell is there an elf laying on my counter top!" Santa exclaimed with a tone of uncertainty.
Santa ignored the elf and turned on his coffee machine and decided to go to his living room, pop open his recliner and turn on the Christmas shopping channel.
"Honey! Why the hell is there an elf on our counter top!" Mrs Claus yelled at santa very confused. You could hear the eggs sizzling in the pan.
"I'll get rid of it!" Santa pulled down his recliner. "Ufffff" he got up walked back to the kitchen.
"You know that if you took some of the jolly out of the bowl full of jelly you wouldn't have such a hard time getting out of that recliner." Mrs Claus pestered him like usual.
Santa threw the elf over his shoulder, the elf quickly woke up hopped up onto santas shoulder.
"Hey santa why the hell was I on your counter top? Like, I get the fact that you make great coffee and all but I really don't want to sleep on there again." The elf said peppily.
"just shut up and tell me what cabin you live in!" Santa said annoyed.
"327, and may I say your sleigh is looking nicer than ever!"
"Ugh! Did you hear me say I was in a good mood! No, no you didn't so just shut up and keep quiet." Santa said annoyed.
"Well I know someone that's going on the naughty list." The elf said under his breath.
"What did you say?" Santa said quite annoyed.
"Nothing!" The elf said fearfully.
Santa and the unidentified elf hopped in the sleigh and rode off to cabin 327. They rode over many cabins. They looked like a big city with all the Christmas lights hung all over on all 2.56 million cabins.
"There it is!" The elf said to santa.
Santa pushed the elf out of the sleigh, turned around not looking back. He heard a little thump behind him. He didn't grimace or budge he just kept going. "Wow" santa thought to himself, "that was really fun!" Santa thought devilishly.
He swooped down back to his front door to be only to be greeted by mrs Claus.
"So deer, prancer just told me you pushed the elf out of the sleigh." Mrs Claus said as she crossed her arm and started tapping her toe of her boot right into the snow rapidly.
"Well yes I did but he was being very annoying, ok, he was asking for it!" Santa pleaded his case.
"You're the one sleeping on the counter tonight!" She snapped off back into they're house with a Stern look on her face.
