Creepypasta Time!

Chapter three

Jeff walked beside Ben. "That weird cinnamon bun thing was pointless. What's the point of killing something, if there is no blood??" He asked in frustration.

"Hell if I know," Said Ben while yawning. "But I'm seriously tired... and the sun is starting to go down."

"Well, shouldn't we make it to the Candy Kingdom or what ever it's called before we rest?" Jeff asked.

He turned around to see Ben already leaning against a tree, snuggling against it with his hat pulled over his eyes. "Nah man... let's....just...." He never finished what he started to say, it was drowned and replaced with snoring.

"What a baby..." Jeff mummbled to himself. He then walked over to the other side of the tree, and sat against it.

Due to the fact that he had insomnia, he just sat there, looking at the sky.

"Wonder if everyone back home even noticed that me and Ben are gone..." He thought.

Then suddenly, he heard a voice in the distance.

He grabbed his knife, and pressed his body against the tree, listening closer.

"Oh mah glob gurl, Finn was like- he just came out of no where, and saved me from that lumping bear!" Boomed the voice. Jeff snickered at the irritating tone, and looked in the direction it was coming from.

At first, he just thought it was a cloud. But looking closer, he saw that it was a living cloud- it was big, purple, and lumpy. Very. lumpy.

Seeing that it had it's phone in it's hand... it made him wonder who this 'Finn' was.

It wasn't big to his mind, though- he just focused on the weird cloud thingy. Maybe it's living cotton candy.

He started guessing what candy it could be when suddenly the thing pulled out a sleeping bag.

"What the fuck... is that thing homeless?" He thought to himself. He's actually surprized it didn't notice Ben sleeping against the tree. 

But none the matter, as soon as that thing settled down and was asleep, Jeff snuck over and hovered around it, watching it sleep.

Then, he saw that it started to toss and turn awake, and eventually saw him.

It froze at first, and it actually squinted to see what Jeff was. As soon as it realized that it was a person, a creature that staired down at it while it was in it's sleep.

That's when Jeff growled his famous words. "Go... to... SLEEP!" Jeff lunged at the lumpy creature as it let out a blood curling cry, but was soon cut off by Jeff's knife reaching down her mouth, and sliced the tongue clean off.

"You seem to talk WAY too much!" He hissed as he smiled. He then started to stab it, seeing the final sensation of blood responding to his stabs. A few moments later, she was dead.

Jeff sighed as he left the body there, drenched in blood as he walked over to Ben. He shook his shoulder, trying to wake him up.

"Five... more... minutes..." He said slowly. Jeff reached out his hand and slapped the piss out of him, causing him to jolt up. "JEFF! WHAT THE FU-"

"Shut the hell up." Said Jeff. "We need to move a little further, I just killed somebody."

"Why can't you just... NOT kill something for more than twenty minutes?" He asked as he rubbed his eye sleepily. Jeff reached over and grabbed the edge of Ben's shirt and pulled it towards him.

"That's the reason we're here," He said in a low, firm tone. "We're going to kill- actually, I'm going to kill as much as I want, and you're going to listen to me. GOT IT?!?"

Ben rolled his eyes, and got out of his grip. "What the fuck ever..."

"Now," Jeff said, clapping his hands excitedly. "Who's my next victim?"

***

Finn sat down in Princess Bubblegum's laboratory, Making small conversation with the princess.

"What kind of thing are you making now?" Asked Finn.

"I'm making a typobermous. Its a special antidote where it can callabrate testamonies." She replied, squinting as she carefully dropped a couple drops of this liquid and mixing it with other liquids.

"You said you had something to ask me?" She said, even though she was only partially listening.

"Yeah..." Said Finn uneasily. "Something completely strange happened at my house, when we turned on the water, it was flowing up instead of down."

"Have you checked your water?" She asked.

"...You have to check water?" Asked Jake, opening one eye.

Princess Bubblegum giggled and patted the dog on the head, her small pink hand gently tapping it. "Of corse, silly!"

Finn was still a little uneasy in his seat as they continued. "Has anything weird been happening in the Candy Kingdom lately?"

The princess opened her mouth to answer, but only to be cut off by the door opening, an alarmed candy guard standing present.

"Your majesty... there seems to be..."

"Spit it out." She commanded. He then took a breath in before he spoke.

"We were patrolling on the outskirts of the Candy Kingdom, and we found... Cinnamon Bun..."

"That's no big deal-" She started, but the guard continued, "We found him cut up into pieces. He's dead."