Wally: dude you OK?
Dick: god man. What happened? My arm feels like its broken and the bat mobile is trashed!
Wally: well.......funny story actually.
Dick: ?
Wally: Artemis accidentally gave you vodka instead of water last night. Dude, you were so drunk you started yelling "nananananana batman!" And jumped of off a platform onto B-mans car.
Dick: AND NONE OF YOU HELPED ME!?
wally: me and beastboy did.....everyone else was too busy laughing.
Dick =__=.........
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Wally: hey man. Why you mad at me? Did I do something when I was drunk?
Dick: um yah! On our way home we had to repeatedly stop cause you kept picking up stones and yell "Patrick are you home!?".
Wally: haha seriously!? But still dude, why are ya mad at that?
Dick: I'm not done. You also ran into a shop and smashed open all the pineapples and screamed " die sponge Bob! You lied to me! Your pants aren't square THERE RECTANGLE!" the shop owner made me pay for them all.
Wally: shit man. I'm sorry.
Dick: again that's not why I'm mad. Ya know I'm loaded.
Wally: ....then why?
Dick: you shoved a fish bowl on my head and called me sally.
Wally:.......
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Dick: wally guess what!?
Wally: what?
Dick: oh god kaldur got sooo drunk!
Wally: oh man what did he do!?
Dick: he asked Aquar lad if he was a virgin! XD
Wally: but he's having a baby!?XD
Dick: oh god you should've seen his face!?
Wally: oh god I wish I was there with ya-wait. Why were you there?
Dick: I got him drunk. I wanted to see what he'd do.
Wally:..........lol!
Dick: lol!
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Dick: hey wally?
Wally: yeah?
Dick: if you were helium balloon, id never let you go.
Wally: lol. Smooth
=later=
Dick: wally?
Wally: hm?
Dick: are you from Tennessee?
Wally: no?
Dick: really? Cause your the only ten I see ;)
Wally: 'applauds'
=later=
Wally: hey dick?
Dick: yah?
Wally: want to hear why both ya names suit ya?
Dick: um....sure?
Wally: the reason robin suits ya......is cause ever since I met you you flew into my heart.
Dick: aww.
Wally: and the reason dick suits ya is cause I'll take yours anytime ;)
Dick:....DANG dude! OK OK I give. Your the best with cheesy pick up lines XD
Wally: you bet! ^_^
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Dick: hey wally?
Wally: yeah?
Dick: keep saying fork really fast.
Wally: why?
Dick: just do it.
Wally: um...o..k?.........
Dick: well?
Wally: thanks a lot man!
Dick: dude it was just a joke!
Wally: really? Well my aunt wasn't joking when she came in my room and threatened to take away ALL my video games cause YOU made me swear!
Dick: pffthahahahaha yah!?
Wally: yah!.......
Dick:.......lol!
Wally: lol.
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Dick: what do ya want for Xmas?
Wally: huh?
Dick: come on dude. Ya can ask for anything.
Wally: anything?...
Dick: yup
Wally: you on my bed wearing nothing but a Santa hat and a red ribbon.
Dick: haha dude. I already said you won at pick ups. Not stop joking and telly what you actually want.
Wally: who said I was joking ;)
Dick: =0_0=
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This was it. End of part one. Hoped ya liked it if so tell me. Also tell me what other cartoons or ppl you'd want to have a conversation like this. Well see ya next time my kitlings. Later!
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HumorI'll be writing funny texts between cartoon/anime/comic characters. a lot of them will be copied or edited from real texts. others will be mine. well then let's start.
