OMG I'M NOT DEAD! :D

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and Everyone: *sitting on stage all sad and stuff*

Me: *busts through wall, clothes a mess, looking kinda dead, coughing* I-I'm here! Ugh...

Everyone: OMG YOU'RE NOT DEAD!!!!

Me: Yeah, yeah. I know. Let's get to the good part and KEEP DOING MY JOB!!!

All: YEAHHHHHHHH!

NewYork001: IM BACK BABY! HELLO EMMA AND THE GANG! I'VE BEEN OUT WAY TOO LONG! SO IM HERE TO GIVE QUESTIONS AND DARES: dipper, I want to have a movie night with you! mabel and with the help of waddles, distract the fangirls away like have a fun party with them ( And stan will make them eat stancakes ^-^) bill, will you ruin gideon's hair for me? *does the puppy eyes* ok that's all! ^-^

crazyrabbit1: I dare bill to eat Doritos!!!

Holly_Loves_Dipper: 1.Can I go on a date with Dipper and maybe kiss him? 2.Can I go mystery hunting with dipper?

maggie1515: Dipper you are so kawaii, do you wanna go on a date? I am still the geeky girl☺️ Oh and bill do something with the fan girls!

write-the-pain-away: *smiles* hey dipper, Mabel, I am Ashlyn Mahina, and I was wondering if you guys would like to hang out with me!

Me: Ohh mah God, Dipstick, prepare to be very uncomfortable! :D

Dipper: -_- At least it was quiet when you weren't here...

Me: Fight me bro. Now do the thing!

@NewYork001: *poofs onstage* Movie niiiiiight! :D

Mabel: And I'll take care of the other girls, bro-bro!

Dipper: *relieved* Thanks, Mabel!

Mabel: WORMY DAAAAANCE~

Fangirls: *start doing wormy dance*

Waddles: *rolls around on floor* Oink!

Stan: Who wants Stancakes?!

Everyone: ...

Stan: Too bad! You're eating em'!

Fangirls: NOOOOOOO!

@NewYork1 and Dipper: *sit on couch I conjured for movies and junk*

NewYork001: So what are we watching?

Dipper: Well, we have literally the world's worst movies available, so choose one of the lesser evils.

NewYork001: ...Ducktective?

Dipper: *thinks* YESSSSS.

Both: *yelling conspiracies at the screen as the mysteries unfold*

Dipper: Haha! I knew it! His brother IS evil!

Both: *highfive* 😊🙏😄

Bill Cipher: Ooh, ruin Short Stack's hair, huh? Sounds fun!

Gideon: *humming while brushing out luxurious mane*

Bill: Hey, Gideon! Guess what!

Gideon: What is it, demon?

Bill: I bet I can possess you!

Gideon: HUH?!

Bill: AHAHAHAHAHA! *possesses him* AHAHAHA-hAHAHAhaah~ *leans on table* oh my god, you're fat.

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