"Miss Gilbert, Miss Gilbert and Mr Salvatore- LATE AGAIN!'" Tanner yawped- what was with this man he always seemed so damn neurotic..
"Sorry Sir it won't happen again" Elena and Stefan managed to say simutaneiously, did they rehearse that or ?
...Couples are so strange..
"Miss Gilbert-"
"Yes sir?"
"Ya?"
"Miss Gilbert 2- Eden, do you have an excuse, apology, a note to say you're moving class?"
"Ha ha ha, no Tanner I do not have any of the formers but I do pray to Buddha- for your and my sake, that the latter will vaporize within my pocket."
"Call me Mr Tanner Ede-"
"Po-Tate-Toe, Poh-Tat- Toe. Doesn't really matter, hopefully I can leave soon.. so ...yeah."
"Just take a seat" Tanner exasperated before adding," away from Elena, Bonnie and Caroline"
I hrmphed and moved to take a seat next to Stefan, "Especially away from Mr Salvatore, thank you"
I gave him the dirtiest stink eye possible and I thought I saw him recoil whilst swallowing a lump in his throat.
I moved to the empty seat in the back next to the window- you know where the pill pushers and groupies sit?
Eh, what ever least I can sleep knowing Tanner won't pick on me, he normally doesn't . I pulled out a wireless ear phone and listened to Jay Z rapping about having no lady problems.
(~=3=)~ A whole school day has passed.
Just I was packing away "my" stuff I saw a familiar blonde bopping her way to me
"OH EDDIEEEE!" Shrilled Caroline, her squealy voice was better last week, she was ill then, life was more bearable back then.
"yo."
"Me and Da Crew are chilling at the Grill, you want to come?"
Dafuq Shanquisha?!
"Wait, wait hold up! Did you just referance our friends as the 'dah crew'?"
"Well, yeah! I wanted to try something new since saying everybody's names are getting to tiring to try anymore ever since Stefan and Elena started dating and we're going round the grave yard to try and catch this massive crow, it had the shiniest feathers. They looked so-"
"CAROLINE FORBES! BREATHE WOMAN AS THE MESSIAH HAS SPOKEN!"
Caroline engulfed an astonishing amount of air that I never thought was possible, well you learn something new everyday,
"Did you say a big crow?"
"YES, IT WAS SO BIG AND SCARY, AND BONNIE SAID SHE GOT A WEIRD VIBE FROM IT LIKE THE OWN SHE GOT FROM STEF-"
I placed a finger over her mouth,
"Breath Child, take in a mouthful of oxygen- remeber the speed talking thing we discussed, well, yeah, USE IT"
Caroline inhaled and exhaled like the person on the video said,
"So, are you coming?"
I smiled at her,
"No.", I turned and walked away. No way in hell was I wasting my time in the grill with the guys- no don't get me wrong, I love them Elena, Bonnie, Caroline and whoever but I'm an misanthropic- I don't enjoy socialising.
I walked in the opposite direction of the house and out the school.
Time to visit my parents.
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Damn You Salvatore ( The Vampire Diaries Fanfic )
FanfictionEden Gilbert is a 17 year old teenager; she lives with Aunt Jenna, Cousins Elena and Jeremy. Eden has been living with her aunt and cousin for nearly a year. After a mass murder had taken the life of her parents. She has trouble letting go of her pa...
