In a land. Far, far away, there stood a wild baboon. She was ugly and thirsty for some water. She calls out to her father Newt,
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That indicated that she would like to sail to Bai Jiang. So in 1912, she went aboard on this marvelous ship. It was the biggest ship at that time. She met this hottie named Jack.
Damn. He's such a babe. She thought to herself.
That night, she wanted some attention from him, just how Kim K got Kanye with that big ass.
So, she brainstormed some ideas.
Pretend to be gay? No... I already tried that..
Then. It came as a sudden shock. She went to the front of the boat, and humped.
