AU where they have office jobs and work in cubicles next to each other.
"Can you give me a pencil?" Oswald grumbled. "Sure, here you go." Edward commented as he passed the pencil. "Thanks" Oswald muttered sarcastically. After about a minute, Oswald threw the pencil at the back of Edwards head. Lucky the eraser part bounced of his head as Oswald sarcastically muttered, "Uh oh spaghetti io." "Okay, what is your problem. Why won't you talk to me?" Edward said, ticked off that his boyfriend had barely spoken to him all day. "This morning, you," he spat pointing a finger at Edward, "we're certainly getting friendly with a certain Harvey. So why don't you just go and talk to him." He then angrily turned around and continued to work in silence for the next hour.
Soon after their lunch break Oswald was hit in the head with a paper wad. His response of course, was to throw it back at Edward. Next thing he knew he was hit in the back of the neck, with a folder. So of course he chucked it back with extreme force. It continued like this many items, such as; paper clips, pens, paper wads, his glasses, and many more things. The next item that came his way was a piece of paper, but it glided down onto his desk.
"Please forgive me, my dear penguin. I will only ever have eyes for you. You and your adorable black hair, and precious blue eyes."
It was too cute not to forgive him.
