Do you want to grow up to be the president and lead these United Nations into a long and wonderful life? Well too bad, go suck your eyes balls on another book because I don't write about stuff that has to do with donkey's and elephant's...OK maybe sometimes but not today. But if your tiered of being board, everything being so easy, everyone always understanding you, and never having enough cheese? Well then this is the electronic book for you.
I believe I was put on this earth to teach people about how to be confusing. Also to take in stray pencils that other people just leave all alone in their hand. Well what ever... So here are the things you'll need.
• Something to say • Someone to say it to • And that's about it
When it comes to confusing people always remember the 1W, 2R's, 1F, and 1E. WONDER REAL RANDOM FAST and EXACTLY.
By wondering, I mean like ask a question. Example: I wonder what would happen if you crossbread a chicken with a duck? When doing this don't scream it. Say like if your talking to yourself but loud enough for them to here it. Oh and by the way the answer is a chuck or is it a ducken.... Who cares.
When making it real, just say something that could happen but isn't very likely. Example: I wonder why people just don't have sergery to stop them from farting, if they hate it so much. Answer, because people secretly enjoy it. Also by now I hope I don't have to explain the randomness. And for fast just say it pretty fast...not to fast.
The exactly is very important. Right after someone says what or has that what face on their look you have to say exactly.
Well thats all, so if you like this wait for the confusing questions book and all the answers will be there.
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How to Confuse Your Fr!ends
HumorOver 50 million people going to die this year.........of bordom. But now you can spice up your life by making everything confusing. To other people of course. Warning: the contents of this book may get your teachers or parents pissed off.
