Punny guy (sans x reader)

ONE

Hey guys (y/n) means your name FYI. It says it before you read this book but just in case.

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You were cold. You felt really dizzy and like absolute crap. But crossing the bridge that someone made (which was too big to stop any one) was too easy. You had met sans right before you got to the bridge he was now your skeleton friend. You learned a lot about him. He likes puns and jokes. So maybe you could prank him. You continue walking. You feel pain in your chest but you continue completely ignoring the pain. You see sans in the distance and walk up to him. 

"Heya kid. My bro is crazy about capturing humans so I want you to do me a favor do his puzzles because he worked hard on those. Now quick behind that conveniently shaped lamp." 

 So you walked behind the lamp and listened closely.

 "SANS ARE YOU WORKING ON YOUR  PATROL FOR HUMANS." The voice said from he distance. You have never seen this monster before maybe he'll be your friend.

 "Don't worry bro I got a ton of thing done . . . A SELEC-TION" sans said with the grin on his face. He always had hade that smile you wonder why. You started to giggle. 

You keep quiet and still.

"AAAHHHH!!! SANS NO TIME FOR PUNS."

 You keep watching. I was so interesting that you couldn't blink. Your eyes started to water. You blink a few times, breath slowly, and continue watching.

 "Oh come on that was a real rib tickler. Also, papyrus I hope you finish the puzzles because I have a surprise for you! (This lamp may help you bro)." Sans was really funny. 

"THAT LAMP WONT HELP ME SANS!!!!! I'LL BE WAITING FOR MY SURPRISE." 

Then papyrus walked away leaving a trail of footprints in the snow. They were big. You thought of the boots he was wearing, the red ones. You didn't know how much longer you could stand there.

 "You can come out from behind the lamp now." He said staring into the distance.

You walk out and stop. He was just standing there. Smiling even more? His eye began to glow a light blue fire.

"Hey kid, I know what you've done in other timelines so if you kill my brother you will have a BAD TIME. But hey if your good I will show you around snowdin town after you finish my brothers puzzles." Sans was creeping you out.

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I hope you enjoyed the first chapter it's not really interesting I know but I really did try. And also sorry for not posting anything recently I have a lot of school work to do (So plz forgive me). 

P. S. I'm going to be posting on the weekends when I have time.