Surviving life with the Oakley boys

This is my new book I decided to write because I was really bored. Here are 5 facts about me to let you know who I am : Im 13 years old, I live in the UK, im the oldest of 6 children, I love dance and gymnastics and have size 3/4 feet ( random I know)

Enjoy

Emily x

so you understand me:

My names Mackenzie Madison Savannah Thomas, I'm 16 years old and live in Florida with my alcoholic of a mum. My dad died 1 year ago in Afghanistan, fighting for his country when the news reached us my mum flipped and turned to the bottle completely forgetting about her 15 year old daughter.

Back then I was a goody two shoes and a daddy's little girl, but when your hero dies you feel lost so I started to become as you may say a 'badass' .

Chapter 1 - You got a big ass wart on your big ass nose

January 20th

"Mack-Savvy get your ass over here, before I come and woop it!" my best friend Lily shouted.

"Calm your tits, jesus woman and seriously that nickname again LIL-TITS" I shot back. She ran over to me laughing and panting for air, she was really unfit but she didn't care she was all about being a fashion designer and man she had talent. We are like polar opposites I love sport : im the softball captain, the cheer captain and the 10th best gymnast in the US of A . I'm only here, on a scholarship because me and mum couldn't even afford our next meal, let alone a fancy pants private school.

This was my second to last day, because on January 22nd im moving to frickin England to live with a family ive hardly ever met who have 6 sons. The bell rung loudly in my ears, signalling 5th period I dawdled as usual to geography with Ms Stephens. She was my worst teacher, I guess because I always play tricks on her because she so gullible.

I walked into the dingy class room, texting Lil on my phone when the demon headmistress calls more like screams my name down the hallways " Mackenzie Thomas to my office now, before I call the police again."

I sigh out loud to myself and follow after her unwillingly. After 5 minutes of her walking and me following like a lost puppy we finally reach her familiar boring ass office.

" You know Hilary you really should paint these walls unless you want people to get the wrong opinion of you" I smirked at her knowing I was driving her crazy.

" I have had enough of you young lady-"

"well that's good then because im leaving tomorrow, ands lez-be-honest were both glad of that fact" I suddenly burst out laughing, I couldn't hold it in anymore she had "LOVE ME SOME LADIES IN MY PANTS" spray painted behind her courtesy of MWA obviously.

"im gonna save you the hassle Hilary ill go back to class and you can expel me tomorrow becayse we wont be seeing anymore of each other after that bye sugar tits"

"Mackenzie just go home now and gave a good trip to the UK hopefully we'll never meet again "

I was stunned, I had won I ran down the hallways victorious, I burst into Ms Stephens room.

"Miss Mackenzie what are you doing arriving at such a late time"

"Alright so Miss Stephens, you are a cold hearted bitch with a big ass wart on your big ass nose and you got some ugly moustache growing up there on that top lip of yours I'd go get that waxed if I were you, Alright im done, I'm heading off to England now and never seeing you again hoe"

I smirked at her face she looked so defeated, as turned around I heard my entire class cheering me along boy I was gonna miss this place.

January 22nd

I was on the plane curently listening to Katy Perrys 'ROAR' its so good, when the captains voice came over the intercom " Okay passengers could you please plug your seatbelts in and prepare for landing" and with that I was in the Uk looking for my ride 'Mrs Oakley' .

I eventually spotted her and she looked sweet she had short black hair and couldn't be older then 40.

"Oh hey Mackenzie your finally here I cant wait for you to meet all the boys, oh I hope you realise I have 6 children all boys im the only woman in the house like ever ahah" she laughed out loud.

After about 35 minutes I gotten to know Shirley (that was her name) really well and we sort of bonded I guess you could say, and arrived at the house it was pretty large; three floors, picturesque gardens, and 4 cars in the driveway. Fair to say they were rich.

" Welcome home Kenzie and enjoy it, I know your turning 17 in 3 months so I got you a car its in the garage you've just got to wait a few months then its all yours"

"Thank you s'much Shirley your such a nice lady lets go met these boys then"

I walked to the large front door and pushed it open, and was greeted by a empty living room.

"YO GUYS GET DOWN HERE THERES SOME CUTE GIRL HERE" some guy called out

Then before you could say abracadabra, a herd of boys came rumbling down the stairs.

I was then greeted by a lot of

" O damn"

"WOAH"

" Shit mum where'd you find this piece of ass"

I was suddenly very confident in my outfit id chosen this morning it was a white lace bustier, denim hot pants, a blue flannel shirt and my white 5 inch wedges (ive been able to walk in heels everyday because I used to do beauty pageants before my mum became a drunk) It was hilarious, I had to laugh so I did, I mean I wasn't bad looking but I didn't think I was that good yeah I had a nice bronzed tan and I was very skinny for my age because I used to have anorexia tub lets not dwell on the past, I've tried forgetting that for years.I wasn't that good looking was I??

" boys that's no way to treat Mackenzie shes now gonna be living with us from now until like forever I guess hahha , now introduce yourselves"

For the first time I looked at them all and man they were all attractive. 3 boys caught my eye they were like mega hot I almost swooned at their feet. The first boy stepped out and kinda did like roll call I guess and then it went down the line there was: Cody (27) Jack (23) , Luke (24), Zack (17, 18 in 1 week) , Dana (Zack and Toms triplet )and last of all Tom (Dana and Zacks triplet ) . Then of course I had to check their relationship status Cody- married, Jack- single, but met his soulmate , Luke- engaged, Dana- single, Zack- single and Tom- serious relationship for 3 years. I didn't fret about Tom though because don't tell him I said this but he is the less handsomer out of the three.

3 days later

We went out into the pool and just had a fun time they were all really cool and showing off their skills I went to change into my bikini knowing theyd all enjoy what they saw (I hope) and walked down the stairs when I walked out with my shades on and bikini on I heard them all whispering

Dana and Zack were talking to eack other and I heard snippets of the conversation between them about me

" Woah she was incredibly good looking, like beautiful how is someone that pretty. Dana I think I really like her. Fuck dude help im turning into a woman, but the way her sways as she walks and how she just so comfortable to be around im gonna talk to her tomorrow"

"Yo guys, whos the lucky lady" I said as I walked over to them and sat in the middle of them on the couch, may I just add it was a very small couch so I was pressed up against both of them pretty badly .

" Oh just some girl at school" Zack said in a rush and acting really nervously, " Bye Dana and Kenz i'm going for a swim"

" Woah whats up with him, hes seriously in love with whoever that girl is"