I live with a cow. A seductive, oily pink cow. It had beautiful, long legs with white spots.
The cow had a name. It's name was 'Questionable'.
Every time we stepped out side the doors into the streets, people would always comment on Questionable's beauty. It was almost repetitive in they way they reacted. I sensed Deja moo actually (The feeling when you've experienced or heard this bull* before)
It always went like this.
"My, what a stunning cow you have there! It's beautiful; does it have a name?"
I sighed.
"That's Questionable."
The person blinked and 'confused' was written all over her face. Literally.
The human asked again but I gave the same answer.
Then, when Questionable let out a mooan I knew it was time to Samsung the human. Questionable was mad and I had to keep its sanity, so I threw a Samsung at the human and watched it explode.
Yay.
Questionable mooaned again and trotted off.
I followed.
Did I also mention how famous Questionable is? However, not many people know Questionable's name is Questionable, because they always find themselves questioning the un-questionable name of Questionable.
Questionable was unbelievably good at aegyo too. Questionable was 'kawaii nya.' To me, Questionable was such a beauty and angel whenever Questionable did what Questionable does best.
And; I was sure that everyone felt the same. They should, or they're blind.
I logged onto Facebook and sent my friend, John Appleseed a picture of Questionable.
John replies instantly. I love when people do that.
"Hwjidauhdhsjwjqjqjq ugly anajakwqk"
I shot a glare at him through the phone screen.
I messaged him back.
How long will you stay blind?
It was ironic actually. Last time I heard, John was blind.
This time he just seenzoned me.
I went to Questionable's room. I was really mad, and the cure to my anger issues = Questionable.
I sat down and put Questionable's legs around me. I was sad now and I felt emo. So, I switched on the radio and blasted songs from 'My chemical romance.'
I can't take it when people called Questionable ugly. Their existence was actually questionable.
Questionable the world to me.
Questionable.. the most beautiful cow again.. that's Questionable.
Something about the way Questionable moos attracts me like no udder.
