One day a little girl came home from school and ran to her mother.
"Mommy I got five dollars!" The little girl said excited. The mother was curious so she asked how.
" Tommy down the street said if I do a cartwheel while he is in the tree above me he give me money." the little girl replied.
"You do know he was trying to see your panties." the mother said angry.
"Oh." is all the little girl said.
The next day she came back and said she got ten dollars.
The mother was curious so she asked how she had got ten dollars.
"I did a cartwheel for Tommy while he sat in the tree laughing." The mother was upset.
" Didn't I tell you-" the little girl cut her off.
"But mommy I tricked him I didn't wear any underwear."
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*Over texts*
Friend1- hey
Friend2- just got detention
Friend1- how
Friend2- an idiot is texting me in the middle of class
Friend1- who
Friend2- you dumb***
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People always ask me why I'm so quite I say, no one plans murders out loud do they?
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Don't go to sleep angry, stay up all night plotting your revenge.
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Facebook mobile, or as I like to call it, walk and stalk.
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What happens if he's your Prince Charming but your not his Cinderella?
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Good friends are like wedgies... They know your inner self, they are extremely close, and it feels great when you pick a good one out.
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Don't worry karma's a total bitch !!!
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One day I had this happen to me..
Flashback...
I walked into my brothers room and asked "I bet I can say the alphabet faster than you."
*recites alphabet*
"The alphabet."
"You little b-"
*Mom enters room*
"Bi-Ailey."
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That awkward moment when you are talking about some one, and that person is right behind you.
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In one of the one direction video diaries, a fan asked for one word to describe each member.
Niall- funny one
Liam- smart one
Harry- the flirt
ZAYN- vain
Louie- the leader
Ever since that diary I have been saying "OH MY ZAYN" instead of "OH MY GOD".
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That awkward moment when you laugh so hard no sound comes out and your just sitting their, clapping your hands like a stupid seal.
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I hope you guys like it so far!
VOTE COMMENT FOLLOW!
-BAILEY
Hey I might have some difficulty issues!
Sometimes I talk to myself when I'm angry!
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Once there was an old man sitting at a mall on the bench, a younger boy sits beside the old man.
This boy has spiked hair in all different colors.
Every time the boy would look over at the old man, he would be staring at him.
Bothered the boy said "What's the matter old man, ain't done nothing wild before?"
The old man looked away and said " got drunk and f*cked a peacock once, just wonder'n if you were my son."
