I am disgusted.
Hey im Potato and I went through puberty and I told my parents and friends here are there reactions.
Mom: He was a late bloomer just like his father we all know his father Derogatory mump the bad bump on the potato
Derogatory mump: Yeah I was a late bloomer so what the point not everybody is the same ok so get the notpad out of my face I have business to take care of my first order YOUR FIRED!!!!!
Zach: Hey I mean I hit early you know at like 5 you know how all of us carrots are I was dirt poor at one time my dad was never there so I became a man by my self I mean potato is a good friend and he sits on the couch all day but besides that he is usually home or at my house.
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