Underfell Sans x Reader x Undertale Sans

I Guess We're In Undertale.

~Reader's P.O.V~

"Am I dead?"  I asked myself. I open my eyes and look around, seeming that I survived the fall. I stand up and felt pain on my back "AGH! damnit! My spine hurts....ughhh...." I groan in pain as I get up and walk around. I suddenly heard this strange little high pitch kid-like laugh. I turn around and held my small dagger up, 

"Who goes there?" I ask and I heard the same laugh. Now I'm getting annoyed so I walked towards where the sound has come from and I saw a golden flower like the one from where i fell.

"Wow. A flower...How intere--" I was then interrupted by this weird flower saying: "*Howdy!
*I'm Flowey! Flowey the flower!" I seemed surprised but not too much, mainly because I knew that there where monsters down here. But really? A fucking flower?

"Um...hi...?" I said and Flowey seems to smile kindly. I held my dagger behind my back just in case and the same laugh was heard.

"*You must be new to the underground, arn'cha~?" Flowey said, "*Golly! You must be sooo confused!!" It continues. "*I guess lil' ol' me will have to show you how things work down here~!" It said then winks. 'Wtf...did this flower just wink? Ew...' I thought to myself as some white, round little seed-like shaped things circled the flower.

"*You have to gain LV in here to survive~!" Flowey explains, "*What's LV? Why, L O V E of course!" Flowey chuckled. "*Down here, LOVE is shared through white....friendlyness...pellets...SO! Move around and get as many as you can!" it says.

~Skip till u were out of the Ruins cuz i'm lazy asf. like...for realz :/~

I walk out the door with tears in my eyes...Toriel...She...she was such a wonderful person. I wipe my tears away and walk forward, trying to forget all the sad things that's happened. I love Tori, she's kind...she's the mother i use to have. (In this story, you act tough but ur really sweet like Undyne only because you lost ur loving mum during ur birth and ur dad blamed u for her death so he abused u and took drugs :/) Soon, i heard footsteps behind me. I held my dagger close and I stopped dead in my tracks when I reached this large barricade thing...too large to stop anyone. I then heard a deep, soothing, and slightly relaxed (More like husky~ ;3 Ok, i'll stop with the dirty bs ;-;) voice saying: " * H U M A N , D O N ' T Y O U K N O W H O W T O G R E E T A N E W P A L ? T U R N A R O U N D, A N D S H A K E M Y H A N D . . . " I turn around, hiding my dagger from the shadowed figure - which soon lightened up when i heard the sound of a whoppie cushion. The monster seems to be a skeleton shorter then me, having a white t- shirt, blue jacket with grey for the hood, black shorts with a white stripe on the side, a white sock on, and pink house slippers. I bite my lip and suddenly burst out laughing. 'OH MY GOD! holy crap! this guy got me!' i said to myself as i continued to laugh.

~???'s P.O.V~

'Wow. The kiddo seems to LOVE the whoopie cushion in the hand trick since they bursted out laughing.' I thought to myself. I then chuckle as the human's laughter died down.

'Strange, this human wears a black leather jacket, a white bandage around her chest, a red and black glove on her hands, a black skirt, a black and red boots with heels. she has (h/c) hair, (e/c) eyes, smooth and soft skin, and a beautifully curved body. ' I thought more. I felt my magic rush to my cheek bones as i smile at her with my regular smile. "*heh. So, you're a human right?" I said, "*That's hilarious," I continued, "*I'm actually on the look out for humans...
*I'm honestly not into capturing anyone...BUT- My brother Papyrus,
*He's a human hunting FANATIC." Then I go on with the usual, eventually, i got her name before Pap's could arrive. He's actually a little late from his usual time from the other timelines....which, of course, I found suspicious. Frisk was already in Alphy's lab right now. and Frisk's going Paca-FRISK. (lel, i had to XD ~Author-chan) So, i barely had anything to worry about.

"*Hey, (Y/n), go hide behind the lamp, quick!" I said and i saw Papyrus coming to me in a distance. (Y/n) nods and sits next to the lamp. She seems more calm of the situation then i'd ever be. Heh....honestly, The human's not that bad. Maybe....Just maybe....She's different - more then just a new thing to the timeline... Maybe she'll help make my suffering end... Cuz' i mean....she's gotta be here for a reason...Or....

                                ...IS SHE JUST ANOTHER TOY FOR THEM TO PLAY WITH...? 

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