Everything Zen: A Personal Story

An Infinite Void Of Nothing In Particular

Well here I am. I'm awake at 2 in the morning and I got some shit to say about stuff in my life and everything. So please bear with me as I write this cringy mess I call a "life"

As any rational person should start off with, I'll give my basic info. My name's Aidan, I'm 15 (prepare your anus for teenage angst), I'm a mood swinging, short Irishman who enjoys playing and listening too music. Odds are if you, the reader, met me in real life I'd probably dislike you. Not for any moral or even petty reason, but just simply for the fact I'm very introverted and I don't like a lot of people. Despite this, I got a couple of friends who managed to break through the mold. I'd shoot myself too make them laugh. Anything for a good laugh, kind of like the dudes off of Jackass. I'll go ahead and tell you about my friends first instead of my family. I'd don't like my family.

Out of my friends, Carter is probably my best friend. The best way to describe him is that he is the exact opposite of me. Where as I'm a Bisexuals, Liberal, Atheist, he's a Straight, Conservative, Christian. I'd rather be hiking in the woods and getting stoned off of weed and he'd be in church or working on his homemade go kart. I usually consider myself to be the nerd of hs but I'll give him credit there.

Then there's Carson. He's the opposite of me appearance wise. I'm a short, pale, zit covered freak and he's a tall, tanned, clear skinned chick magnet (I feel like a douche for even typing the word Chick Magnet). He just moved too Missouri so there goes a third of my friends.

For the last friends, I'm just gonna lump them all together because they're all really close (and really gay). They would be Connor, Rebecca (I butchered that name probably) Lexis, McKenna, Loreadonna, and Emilee. They're all a bunch of fun and they seem too like my dark humor and taste in music.

My family, where do I begin? Let's start off with the part where we DON'T talk about them ever. All you need to know is that I don't like them and I'm sure they think I'm as kite as a high (that was intentional). The only people I do like are the people on my dad's side of the family, they're cool.

School for me is a hole filled with nothing but Fake Plastic Trees and people. The teachers mostly are awful, except my World History teacher. He showed me how to give people detentions and he likes the same music I do. The other students there are awful outside of my friends. Arrogant, prideful, and I'm sure there out to get me. I do usually get good grades and I'm smart enough to "break" teachers. I am in the school marching band. I play clarinet in the band and I'm planning on picking up the guitar.

That's all I can think of for now. It's around 3:15 in the morning as of right now. I'm probably going to attempt to sleep or something. I'll catch you dudes later when I feel like writing.