Pipomi on Ice

"You're the Greatest Gift of All."

"Pip get uppppp, it's almost Christmas!" Screamed Naomi at her sleeping beauty.
"Frick you BETCH!" Pip groaned as she threw herself on the floor, "Christmas is a man made concept that is built on nothing but lies and capitalism. Jesus wasn't a man it's lies told by the patriarchal scums we bow down to!"
"Piper..... not now" said Naomi.
Today wasn't just the night before Christmas but it was their one year anniversary. One year. One whole year! There have been ups and downs in those short, short months but the only thing that came out of it was passion. Passion for each other. Love.
Naomi was planning a nice little date for her main girl Pip which included a nice dinner at Le Craic, a fancy restaurant downtown, and then ice skating. Everything was perfect. All Naomi had to do was tell Pip.
"Hey Pip"
"Hehaw that's me", snorted Pip.
"Well you know today's our one year anniversary and I thought maybe we an do something special."
"What?! It's been a year! I thought it was tomorrow see!" Pip gets up off the floor and gets a crumbled piece of paper from under her pillow.
"'Note to self: December 25th, 2017 is pipomi's one year anniversary'"
"Piper, that's a 4 not a 5."
"Are you sure? I swear it's a 5."
"It's a 4."
"Oh shit boi u right." said Pip as she face palmed herself.
Naomi let out a soft chuckle because she realized how much she loves that girl who has the writing abilities of a 5th grader with severe ADHD. She throws her pillow at Pip and Pip instantly gets revenge by tackling her off the bed.
"Thump"
Pip and Naomi slam onto the hardwood flooring and Naomi just lays there laughing. Piper takes this opportunity to get on top of Naomi and hold down her hands.
"Don't ever hit me with a pillow again." Pip growled.
"I'll do what I want I'm punk rock!"
"I hate you so much, you know that right?"
"I know."
Pip leans down and plants a soft kiss on Naomi's lips.

"Now, girlfriend, what are we going to do on this heavenly day?"
"I have a surprise." Naomi giggled, "Get dressed, I'm taking you on an adventure."
"Okay?" Pip says as she gets up to find some warm hipster clothes to wear. Naomi does the same because we all know they copy each other's fashion choices.
3 hours later
"Where are we going?" Pip whines.
"Shut up, I'm taking you to Le Craic."
"Dude that's expensive and we're poor."
"I found some money."
"Are you stripping on the side!" Pip gasps.
"Sure am." Naomi says sarcastically.
2 hours later
Pip and Naomi finish their romantic dinner at Le Craic. They ate some fancy French food and had a delicious slice of the most extravagant red velvet cake that has ever been made.
"I can't believe snails are so good like vegans who? They're missing out my friend." said Pip making Naomi howl in laughter.
"Where to next gurlllll." asked Pip as she interlocked hands with her girl.
"Ice skating." said Naomi.
"Wow, you're good at planning, I guess key club paid off."
"Hahaha not really. The only thing I gained from key club is debt and a deteriorating reputation."
Pip and Naomi walk to the ice skating rink that is located at the top of one of the downtown hotels.
30 minutes later
"Why is this so hard?!?!" Screamed Naomi as she was making an attempt to regain her balance on the ice. Pip skates towards her girlfriend who now looks like a newborn deer with bad legs. She gives Naomi a hand and Naomi puts all her wait on her and they wobble around the rink.
"You'll get the hang of it."
"YOU PLAY HOCKEY! THIS IS EASY FOR YOU!" Naomi screeches.
"I know babe." Pip winks.
After what seems like forever of Pip trying to keep Naomi from falling on the ground and breaking her face, they finally decide to go back home.
Once they're at home, Naomi throws her shoes off to see how bad the blisters on her feet were and Pip goes over to her with some ice.
"Here."
"Thanks." Sighs Naomi.
Naomi was disappointed with how the ice skating went. She swore that she could perfect her skating skills before the date but it didn't turn out as planned. Everything was ruined and Naomi was sad.
"What's wrong? I mean other than the blisters all over your feet." Pip said in a concerned tone.
"It's just... I wanted this day to be special, especially the ice skating part. I wanted it to be cute and such."
"What do you mean. It was perfect! I love helping you out because it always seems like you don't need my help so when you do.... I guess I just feel special I don't know." Pip's voice trails off.
"Aw Piper." Naomi says as she goes over to give Pip a big hug.
"I love you." Pip suddenly said.
Naomi is surprised. She never thought that Pip would say that she loves her.
"I love you." Naomi responds and pulls Pip into a passionate kiss. They spend the rest of the night cuddling in bed watching The Breakfast Club and counting the minutes until it's Christmas. But Pipomi didn't need Christmas because the greatest gift of all is having each other.
The end.